Brie Larson gets taken down a peg - Part 15

When Karen enters the room and sees her client, she cannot believe her eyes. Brie Larson is sitting on the floor, totally naked, and crying like a baby.

-What the hell happened now? -asks Martínez, doing her best to look surprised.

Karen is too shocked to pay attention to her. As soon as Donna and Loretta see them, they start shouting:

-Officer! This bitch is crazy! She took off her clothes and started spanking herself!

-Yes, officer, we were really scared! She’s totally bananas!

-What? That’s not true! -tries to explain Brie.

Before she can continue, the two men in the other cell corroborate the hookers’ story:

-It’s true, agent, we saw it. She was acting really weird, like she was on **** or something.

-She kept spanking herself and saying “I’m a very naughty girl! All my movies are crap!”. She was totally out of her mind…

Martínez suppresses a smile when she hears the lies of the four detainees. She feels guilty for enjoying this so much.

-Miss Larson, for crying out loud… Aren’t you ashamed of yourself? -says the cop, struggling not to laugh.

-No! It wasn’t me! They stripped me! And then they spanked me! And those two kept laughing and cheering!

-Oh, Brie, please, stop it -Karen interrupts her, severe, while picking up the old sweatpants and t-shirt from the floor and throwing them at her-. Get dressed. I'll take you home.

-Karen, really, I didn’t…

-Just stop it! Let’s go home. It’s late -says Karen. Then, addressing Martínez as if Brie wasn’t there:- I am sorry for my client’s behavior, officer. I have no words… Being a Hollywood agent is the closest one can get to being a nanny… They are all so immature…

-I believe you. Miss Larson even needed a change of pants because she pooped herself… -replies Martínez.

-Oh, Brie, honey... I always knew you had issues, but you're much worse than I thought...

While a cascade of tears springs from her eyes, Brie grabs the sweatpants and starts putting them on. Somehow, getting dressed under the stare of twelve eyes is even more embarrassing than sitting there naked.

But at least she is dressed now, and on her way out. Finally, the nightmare is over… or so she thinks.