Go home, to think, masturbate and make a disconcerting discovery

Well that was quite the mess Evan had landed himself in. He still wasn’t sure what to make of Inara or her offer. But there was one thing Evan was certain on: Leaving the lamp for someone else to find was a very very bad idea!

Which meant figuring out a way to rob the museum.

Two hours, several falsified documents and a nerve-wracking trip past the night-guard later, Evan was sitting on the last bus home praying to high heavens that he hadn’t missed anything that would give him away, when the theft was discovered.

When Evan entered the little apartment he called home, he was greeted by the sounds of some intense firefight from the living room. Which meant Evans roommate Liam was in the middle of a game, and not in the mood for smalltalk. Thank god for small blessings. Usually he and Evan got along great, but with everything going on right now- not to mention stolen property in his backpack- Evan just wanted to hunker down in his room.

“Rough day huh?” Liam called out as Evan passed him.

“Yeah. ” Evan nodded “Gonna make it an early night, I think.”

“Sure. Sleep well.”

And that was that. And Evan was finally safe.

Safe to think without worrying some guard might walk in on him. Free to use his PC to look up a few things. And one link led to another, until Evan was reading up on the Zataras. And looking at a picture of Zatanna in her rather fetching costume, Evan realized that he might actually meet her if he became a powerful wizard. He might actually meet the ravenhaired magician, up close and personal. Which brought some of the pictures of her in his private wank folder, to mind. And like many a lonely evening before, Evan felt himself grow hard as he imagined actually touching those fishnet thighs, stroking that raven hair and of those red lips meeting his own.

And like many a lonely night before he figured, he would be to distracted to get any work done until he got a cold shower or a box of Kleenex. And he hated cold showers.

It didn’t take Evan long to reach the point of no return, but as he was wiping up the mess e made his dick was already hard again. Maybe it was the fact that actually meeting the girl he had lusted over since he was in highschool, had suddenly become a very real possibility; but Evan came again a minute later and was still raring to go. After he had made a mess of his Kleenex a third time and his dick was still going strong Evan began to worry.

He hadn’t been able to go twice in a row since he was fifteen! And even as a horny teenager that had been something to mark in the calendar! This had to have something to do with the ‘mixed blessing’ Inara had mentioned. Yep. A quick internetsearch concluded that this was definitely not normal – unless someone had spiked his last coffee with viagra.

Evan tried rubbing one out a fourth time, hoping that might satisfy his sudden bout of horniness. To no avail. Going a fifth time took a bit longer, not because his dick was any less hard, but because it was getting raw.

“I see you found my little gift “ Inara whispered into his ear ” Do you like it?”

Evan let out a little scream before hastily covering his mouth.

“What did you do?” he asked once his heatbeat had slowed down a bit.

“I made you multi-orgasmic. ” she said nonchalantly “ So how do you like having a privilege that’s usually reserved for women? Because I sure enjoy the hell out of it. ”

“It- It is very nice. It feels great.” Evan said, reminding himself not to sound ungrateful “ But how do I make it stop? ”

“Oh that’s easy.” Inaras said with a smile “Just come inside a woman.”

“What?”

“Just find a woman and finish inside her.” Inara repeated “Mouth, ass, pussy, doesn’t matter. Heck if you can get it up her nose that would work too. Mind you, if you want to keep fucking her you’ll last all night, but once you get tired of it your little friend here will calm down. ”

“So until I find some women who’d let me….” Evan trailed off looking at his aching dick.

“Yes. And thanks to me finding one will be no problem at all. So problem solved. ” she gave a little bow “You are welcome.”

Yeah, Evan could just use a wish to get some relief. But there was no way he could just…. wish for some random woman to appear to blow him, could he? Sure in theory he definitely could. And there was no way Even would be able to just hit the clubs and score a one-night stand. But brainwashing some girl into a quickie, felt just icky. So what if he tried to hit up one of his female friends or co-workers he never had the courage to ask out?

On second thought, a bootycall at two in the morning wouldn’t go over well. And even if one of the girls was interested in Evan, they wouldn’t land in bed a mere hour after agreeing to date him.

So really there was only one solution, as much as Evan would hate himself for doing it.