Your Body Hair is Gone

Your eyes widen as you stare at your smooth hairless reflection. That was not just body wash it was a hair removal cream. Everything except the hair on your face and head was completely gone. If you looked pretty androgynous before now you look like some kind of pervert.

For a moment you stand there upset and grumbling, you had no one to blame but yourself. After a minute or so you calm down, you grab the bottle and begin to read the back of it.

"Tired of shaving daily to be smooth for daddy? Well you're in luck, our new formula is tested and proved to be more effective than laser hair removal. After only one wash you will never see another hair on your body again or your money back!"

You stood there in disbelief this had to be some mistake. Without anytime to lament over your situation you hear a deep voice call out from behind the door.

"Hello, who's in there?"

The only person it could be was your roommate Andre. You looked around and realized you forgot to bring a towel in as well.

"Just one second..." You said nervously looking around the bathroom for a solution.

"You the new roommate? Come on out here I've been waiting to meet you man!" He sounded excited as he began trying to open the door.

You weren't sure if you locked the door correctly and could tell you had only moments to find something to cover up in. There were no towels in the room but there was a pile of clothes in the corner by the door. You reach into the pile and pull on the first garment you grab as the door swings open.

"Uhh... Hey man." He said trying to hold back a chuckle.

Andre was the definition of tall dark and handsome, the dude was absolutely ripped. After staring for a moment at his massive frame you look down and realize why he was about to laugh.