let class begin

"Would you rather teach class with an itchy pussy or itchy rectum?"

"Hmmm, that's a hard one. Itchy rectum."

"And finally, would you rather let me sit in on your class or give all of you students A's for the semester."

You can sit in. Professor Miller started to squirm a bit as her rectum itched.

You take a seat in the front, and more students file in. Professor Miller writes on the board notes about T.S Eliot, and wiggles her butt a bit. The students are whiwpering to each other about Professor Miller's bizarre appearance.

She turns as class begins. "So like did any of you like totally do the reading?"

The students seem stunned into silence as they do not know if this is a joke or not.

"Well, like did any of you...you know...do the reading?"

A few students nodded and others raised their hands.

"OK, so that's like awesome, you know." She is still wiggling a bit due to her itchy rectum.

You raise your hand.

"Yes, like what is it?"

"Will you tell us what's wrong?"

"If you must know, my rectum is like totally itching."

"Oh, OK," you say. "Would you come over here and suck my cock?"

"Well, OK." she walks over ot you and kneels.

You unzip your pants and free your cock. You look around at the class who is staring with mouths agape as Professor Miller starts to suck you off.