Not Even Close

She sits down on the floor next to you and takes out her phone.

"This is why I wanted you." She turns her phone towards you and it's a backup dancer from Beyonce's video next to your **** body taking a selfie with your swollen bruised balls.

"I know Beyonce loves busting balls. So when my friend sent me that, I knew that you were the guy for my video. Your testicles can really take punishment. Bey rarely lets guys leave with them intact. Now stand up. I need to kick you a few more times."

You slowly stand up and spread your legs. You'd try to escape but it's hopeless. Plus you saw what two angry women can do to your balls. It's best to just keep Ariana happy.

She swings her foot up crushing your balls into your pelvic bone. You let out a cry and fall over instinctively covering up your balls.

"Are you seriously going to fall over everytime?"

You get up and spread your legs.

"Stay up this time."

"I don't know if I can."

"I'm not asking you," she says in a pissed voice, "I'm telling you."

You brace your legs as her foot makes contact with your groin again. Your right nut takes most of the damage this time.

You let out a yelp as you bend over and put your hands on your knees. You stayed up. But before you can straighten yourself out, you see her foot flying back up between your legs.

"Oh my God. Stand up," commands Ariana.

You never had a chance against rapid fire like that. You're lying on the floor and can only let out a groan. You can't get up.

"Fine," says Ariana as she places her foot on top of your left testicle. She puts just enough weight to press it against the floor. "I only need you to have one for my remaining kicks."

You muster all your strength to stand back up but both you and Ariana know you can barely stay on your feet. One backup dancer has come back in and Ariana has her come over and stand behind you to keep you up. Ari then puts her hands on your shoulders and rockets her knee into your testes. Both her and the dancer keep you from falling. With each knee your scrotum screams out in pain.

After the sixth consecutive knee she stops.

"10 nut shots should be all we need," she pauses and says, "but here's 1 more for luck."

The next knee shot connects with your balls. You're in horrible pain but at least now it's over.

"There. 11 hits. An even baker's dozen."

A baker's dozen is actually 13 but you're not dumb enough to point that out.

"Isn't that actually 13," says her backup dancer as she starts letting go of you.

"Oh. Duh."

Your eyes widen but you can't move fast enough after having all that pain inflicted on you. Her foot bashes into your swollen testicles. You fall backwards and before you can cover your balls her right foot comes down stomping them.

"There," she says panting, "a baker's dozen."

Ari pulls down your pants and grabs your balls. She giggles at the swelling and the bruising. She then takes a selfie with them and sends it to her friends.

Someone on the crew comes over and puts an ice pack on your balls. The cold stings but you take it and move it to your most damaged areas.

After a little bit you catch your breath and say, "So I can leave now right?"

Ariana looks up from her phone, "Well I'm done with your balls but this song is featuring another artist and she'll be here soon for her turn with you."