A She-Hulk, a Kree warrior and a mutant magician walk into a bar...

Exiting the prison and sulking in disappointment, Jen sighed and scratched at her head. Sharing a look with Wanda and Carol as they made their way to the parking lot. “Well… THAT was a waste of time.” Tossing her long green hair over her shoulder, Jen pursed her lips into a pout. “Was expecting a big baddie we’d have to fight, instead we got nothing.”

“Indeed, and I certainly will not be doing that spell for an awfully long time, brrrr… I can still FEEL that monster’s roar rattle at my insides.” Shivered Wanda, just as they found their car in the lot and entered it. As soon as they exited the parking lot, they shared a sigh of relief once the building was out of sight. Heading out over the road towards town, the three woman remained silent, until one of them blushed at the sound of their stomach growling.

“Guess I haven’t eaten in a while since the planet trip here.”

Same… Wonder if there’s a place to get a bite to eat.”

Continuing to drive down the road, the trio of heroines caught a road sign stating there was a sports bar just at the quarter mile overpass. Without saying a word, the three agreed on that being their next stop before heading back to New York. Parking in front of ‘Joe’s Smoke House and Grill’, the three stepped out of the car and quickly made their way inside to find the place packed with a crowd looking up at a wide screen television cheering at a football game, several at the four pool tables at the corner of the floor space and most of the booths and tables filled with patrons enjoying their food. The scent of cooked meat made Carol salivate before she wiped her lips and stepped up to the front booth where a petite usher smiled up to her to greet them in. “Welcome to Joe’s Smoke House, party of three?”

“Yeah, sure, what’s on the menu?” Asked Jen, practically ignoring the young girl’s scripted introduction as she led them to a booth to sit and offered them all a menu each. Without even looking at it, the trio shared a look and asked for one of everything the grill had to offer. Making the usher blink in surprise before leaving.

“Does this place not have a screen from the kitchen? I can smell the beef sizzle from here.” Complained Wanda, squirming in her seat as the smell only made her hungrier.

“Forget the kitchen, check out the menu at the bar.” Husked Jen, staring at the group of men cheering out loud to a touch down, her eyes leering at their athletic frames, licking her lips and flaring her nostrils. “Never thought I had a dry spell until now, damn… When is that food coming?”

Achingly the three waited impatiently until several waiters arrived with several plates’ worth of grilled burgers, steak, fried chickens, and bowls of fries. Almost immediately they dug in without even a word of thanks, one of the waiters snapped back to save her hand just when Jennifer snatched a drumstick from the serving plate with her hand. For the better part of an hour, the three ate and ate like they were starving. Their eyes fluttering at the taste of seasoned fried chicken passing their lips, the greasy flavour of ground beef and cheese from their flame broiled burgers, it was like tasting heaven to them. But the longer they ate, the more they realised it was not enough. Even after eating her third burger, Carol was STILL hungry, as were Wanda and Jen who had along with her cleaned off more than a half of what they had ordered and were still hungry.

Not only that, but Carol also rolled her shoulder and tugged at her belt at how snug her clothing felt, her bra was biting into her shoulders and her denim pants felt tight around her hips and thighs. Looking over to the others, she noticed Wanda undid a button to her blouse to give herself some room to breath while Jen slipped her dress coat jacket off, revealing the buttons to her blouse stretched slightly from her bust being slightly larger, her business skirt looking more snug as well. “Damn this is SO good, never knew how hungry I was until now!” Moaned the green skinned woman, swallowing another bite of her chicken and reaching for a cheese stuffed baked potato from her plate with her fork. No matter how much the three ate, their hunger remained. But that was not the only problem.

“Damn the guy on the right is hot!” Moaned Jen in between bites of her chicken wings, her eyes leering at one of the men at the bar cheering with the others at the progress of the game being broadcast overhead.

“Preaching to the choir sister, hmm… I think a few of them work out… Especially THAT one in the tank top.” Purred Carol, licking her lips and downing her drink. Her third pint of the afternoon so far.

As soon as the game had ended late into the evening. The group of patrons began to pay their tab and made their way to leave until one of them called out for everyone else to hear. “Hey everybody, party at our place! Go DELTA IOTA KAPPA GO!” Getting a series of whoops and cheers from the others, the group made their way out. All the while Jen, Carol and Wanda kept an eye on them.

“Oooh… A fraternity.”

“I’ll get the keys.”

Picking their plates clean and dropping as much cash as they had in their pockets on the table, the three women made their way outside and carpooled to follow the men back at their place. Once gone, the waitress cleaning their table shook her head in surprise. Wondering how three women managed to each enough food on their own to feed twenty.