The worst thing

Riding naked on the bike felt so free and was making me horny. Then I came across a patch of potholes and I lifted my butt of the seat because it was jarring my teeth loose.

That's when I heard a car behind me and saw carlights headed my way. I stood up to peddle faster and race down the sidewalk. I had to slow to take the next left. I picked up speed again and crossed the road to take a right. I glanced back to see the car turning into the street I was just on. I pulled over and got the bike and me behind a bush and let the car drive past me.

That's when I noticed my clothes were not on the bike seat. I was supposed to keep them there by sitting on them. They could be anywhere in the dark streets I've been on.