Yasmin tells you what for!

What you ultimate goal in this league beside beating on chubby butts?
“Well I’ve been a model for most of my career, or at least some form of modeling, and look at me. I’m cut like a goddess. Athletic down to my nail polish. I’m gonna be a star in this league, that’s all there is to it. Might as well take out some anger on the blubber piles around here to earn some cred and rake in easy wins against some out of shape tubs.”

What do you say to people who say, all shapes and sizes are good. That its a matter of person preference?
“It’s… how to put it. Alright, so say you’ve got it for tall girls or those skeletal thin ones, or even a chunky one. Fine. Everyone’s got their thing. Leave it at that. But that’s it. It’s YOUR thing. Don’t go around flaunting your fat asses, giant fake tits, or whatever it is like everyone’s going to approve. Only people with exceptional bodies like mine should be expected tos how it off, because it’s outstanding.”

Who in this league do you think have a great body?
“Amber the bodybuilder’s pretty impressive. She’s muscular without freaking out with it like some of the girls here. Casey’s pretty fit herself, Tiffany and Cammy too. They’re here and there, and more than you might expect me to think.”

How do you keep your fitness body without going over?
“Got to have moderation and some planning, not just pump iron like crazy. Also mainly involves exercise that’s going to trim you down and shape you, not just bulk up muscle. Aerobics, running, tae bo, crunches, things like that. Usually with a lot of movement involved.”

Tell me how do you feel when you hear and see this song
(puts in tape of sir mix a lot baby got back)

“Oh goddamn this retarded song… look, fat people, nobody wants to see your asses. Sir Mixalot made it as a joke, you dumb bimbos. He CAN, in fact, lie, his anaconda does NOT want any of your buns, hon, 1900 Mixalot is not a real number, and that butt you’re shaking is NOT healthy! I can‘t even believe the song got made without somebody telling Sir Asshole ‘gee, this song’s pretty shitty for a one-hit wonder.”

by the way, I always loved this song. One of the best times of my recent life was when it came on the radio and my current girlfriend sang along with me without any cue and knew almost all the words