A Perfeclty Harmless Kitchen

As the door shuts behind you, you wipe sweat from your brow, relieved to finally be rid of those insane creatures and the safari room. For the first time in ages, you hear a familiar voice start speaking over the sound system. You almost missed that voice while trapped in that jungle for so long... almost...

"Oh boy folks... out of the frying pan and into the flame! It looks like our contestant has found her way into the kitchen set! Trivia for our viewers at home - several of our most famous cooking shows are filmed on this very set! These include 'You'll never Escape the Kitchen", "Oops, you're food now!" and everyone's favourite TV chef's variety hour, "The Brainwashing Contessa"!! isn't that amazing?"

You're not fully convinced these are actual shows and not merely taunting jeers from the machine that trapped you here, but you've undoubtedly ticked your captors off by surviving their games this long. How much further until freedom?

No time to worry about that now.

You take in your surroundings and sure enough, find yourself inside a massive, teal tinted kitchen. Some appliances look familiar - a mixer, a stove, a refrigerator... other devices in the room seem utterly... alien... to you. There's an exit door directly opposite from where you stand.

It can't really be this simple, can it?