You drive.

Martha leads you to a gray oldsmobile with the licenseplate: odstfckr. That surprises you as she looks like she has a hard time moving at all, let alone fucking. She tells you to get into the backseat because her grandson's baby chair was strapped into the passenger side seat. She hands you the items she bought and you put them on the floor next to your feet.

As you bend down, you notice a piece of plastic under her seat. You lean down to give it a closer look and realize that it is a used condom! 'Holy shit!' you think to yourself. 'This bitch must be the town whore!' As you pull out of the parking lot, everyone around is staring at you and pointing and whispering to each other. You are wondering what you are getting yourself into when Martha said something.
"Pardon me, ma'am?" You say.
"Don't worry about them, young fella. They're just jealous because you're in for the time of your life." She smiles into the mirror and winks.

You drive for about 20 minutes and then you doze off. You are awakened by a loud thump as the car drove over a pothole in the road.
"Sorry, I didn't see it." Martha apologizes.
"Oh... That's okay. Say, how long have I been asleep?" You ask.
"Oh, about 2 hours." She replys.
'Two fuckin' hours!' You say to yourself 'Where the hell are we going'.
"Where exactly are we?" You ask.
"About 15 miles out of town. I own a big house in the middle of nowhere. My husband thought it would be nice and secluded when he built it back in 1946."
"How long until we get there?"
"We're here now." She says.