to the zoo (evil level: penguin)

“I'm kinda in the mood for something a bit farther away. Lets go for a drive.”

Ben showed a mixture of relief and worry at that. “Where are we going?”

I merely grinned, menacingly.

The local Zoo was about half an hour drive away. As such it took Ben fairly long to figure out where exactly we where going. His reaction was pretty priceless.

“The Zoo?”, he cried out shocked.

I played It cool. “Its been a while since we where last here, right? At least a couple of years.”

“B-but..there are so many people here.”

“Exactly. That's a good thing. Nobody is going to care about one pantsless guy in an entire Crowd.”

“B-But...”

“You know if you really don't want to go i can take you somewhere else.” I grinned at him. “Maybe somewhere with a high chance of running into your friends?”

That did the trick. “Fine!”, Ben relented, took a deep breath and exited the car. “Lets just get this over with.”

“That's the spirit!”

We moved towards the entrance. Ben very close behind me to hide himself as much as possible. I had to suppress a laugh, oh Ben, you only draw attention to yourself like that.

Luckily for Ben it was already close to noon, so no line at the ticket center. Seems like a pretty good opportunity to drop him into cold Water.

I opened my purse and handed Ben some money. “Go buy us two tickets.”

“Why do I have to...” but there was painfully little protest allowed, as Ben`s body, took the money and moved towards the ticket booths.

As fate would have it the only person at the booth was a pretty cute girl.

“Welcome to Happy penguin Zoo” Ticket Girl didn't really pay much attention to Ben's approach and the booth obstructed her view. That or she was very professional “How many tickets?”

“T-two adults please.”

Unfortunately Ben was never good at playing it cool and so his visage had already turned a lovely shade of red.

Still, the girl only smiled. “Oh are you already 18? We do have a discount for minors you know?”

“No..i mean yes, I just turned 18 earlier this month.”

“So this is your Birthday month!” The Girl beamed. “We do have some special services for Kids on their Birthday months..ah i'm sorry I don't mean to call you a Kid. But you are technically still eligible so...”

“No that`s fine...we...”

“Did someone say special services? I popped up behind Ben.

“Sis...come on...” Ben grumbled

“Yes!” The Clerk beamed. “For just five Dollars more you not only get this groovy hat.” She showed us a blue cap adorned with a guitar wielding penguin sporting sunglasses. “...you also get a chance to participate in our penguin feeding show and have your picture taken with DJ Grooves, the grooviest Penguin in the World!” She blushed a bit. “Yeah...Management really pushes us to sell this, I know you are probably a bit too old for it.”

“Not at all” I interjected again. “Ben absolutely loves Penguins! Why, he even has penguin boxers and a...”

“Sis!” Ben cried in dismay and this time the clerk had to giggle. “Do I have a sell then?”

You bet she did.

“That was so not cool, Sis”, Ben complained after we entered the Zoo proper.

“You should thank me.” That girl was so focused on your love for penguins that she didn't even noticed your pantsless state.”

Ben pouted and folded his arms. “And why do I have to wear this stupid hat?”

“Because it amuses me, and look you aren't the only one. You could indeed see a few kids with the groovy penguin hat here and there, although none appeared to be older then 10. “Anyway, time to enjoy ourselves. The Penguin Feeding starts at three P.M: so we have just over three hours to spare. Where should we go first?”

“How about home?”

“Ben, if you keep acting like such a stick in the mud, I may be **** to use some additional actions to make you enjoy yourself.” I pondered. “Maybe command you to act like an excited little girl for the rest of our stay?”

“You wouldn't dare.”

“Actually the idea gets more tempting by the second. So, will you at least try to have a good time, or...?”

“Fine, Fine. I try, just don't expect any miracles, ok?”

“I knew we could reach a compromise. So, where do you want to go?”

“Actually, I am kinda hungry...”

And so we started our Zoo excursion with a lunch (my treat, because i'm a good big sister) After that we visited various animals. Ben even started to regal me with animal facts like the nerd he his.(Did you know that Bengal tigers can jump over 20 feet?)

Of course Ben earned some stares and chuckles, but most people really didn't care and outside of a small incident at the petting zoo(A goat tried to eat Ben`s Shirt) the first hour or so did pass by relatively peaceful.

That however was about to change.

“Uh...Sis?”

“What is it? You are fidgeting for a while.”

“I kinda need to use the toilet.”

“Oh Number 1 or 2?”

“Oh come on! 1 of course.”

I let out a sigh.. “Let me guess, you where holding it for a while already. Probably because you thought I would totally take advantage of such a situation, right?”

“Well...knowing you...”

I shook my head. “I swear...what do you take me for Ben? Of course I let you use the toilet! Look, why don't you go over to these girls and ask them to take you to a restroom?”

“Please no!” Ben's face was absolutely mortified, but his legs where already in the process of carrying him over to a group of three girls who where watching some Monkeys. I would later learn that they where Sisters. The girls, not the monkeys.

“Um...”Ben coughed which got the girls attention, followed by some quickly raised eyebrows.

“Yes?”

“Look, I know how this sounds and...well...looks but would you please take me to the nearest restroom?”

The expression on the girls faces was absolute deadpan.

“Where do I even start with this?”, said what appeared to be the oldest.

“His lack of trousers appears to be the most alarming issue. It may be prudent to inform security.”, added a girl with glasses.

“No, please don't! I am wearing pants! They are just very short!”

“Oh yeah? Show us.”

You walked right into that one, dear Brother.

Ben didn't have to obey the girls, but decided so anyway. He lifted his shirt ever so slightly just until the rim of his shorts started appearing. “S-see?”

“That looks very suspiciously like underwear to me.”

“I believe they call this a Streaker.”

“Look, I lost a bet ok?” Ben finally blurted out. “I'm not some pervert, really!”

“A Bet, huh, really? Against who?”

Ben, trembling, pointed in my direction. It probably would be a bit too cruel to ignore him, so I smiled at Ben and waved at the girls.

The fact that another Girl was involved lowered the girls pervert-meter significantly.

“Sounds like a pretty harsh bet.”

“He might still be a pervert, I think they call this Humiliation-play.”

“That is sooo romantic!”

“So”, the oldest gave him a wicked smile. “I suppose you would be in quite a bit of trouble, if we don't help you out?”

“Could it be.” The Girl with the Glasses gasped. “That you actually really need to relieve yourself?”

“Uwaa~ Whats going to happen if we say no? Don't tell me your girlfriend is going to make you we...”

“She is not....i mean please, I beg you, please help me out here!”

The girls exchanged a look with each other.

“He is begging.”

“He looks really ****.”

“I think they call this Pee desperation.”

“Please! I do anything you want!”

The Hell? What kind of cliche line is that?

“He said it.”

“I believe it is now customary to answer with, Really, anything?”

The Girls exchanged another round of looks and whispers.

“Alright” said the oldest. “Here is the deal, we will take you to a restroom, but until we get there you will have to do what we say, ok?”

“Yes...but please lets hurry.”

What the fuck Ben, don't agree to that! All I wanted you to do was ask tthem. This was supposed to be a nice and easy assignment. All you had to do was come back to me with a teary eyed face and a whimper and I would have totally let you use the toilet!(Probably) Are you trying to tell me you trust these three girls more then your own Sister?

Now I'm angry.

I whipped out my phone. You want to obey these girls, so much? Fine, lets make it a little easier for you then.

“Do whatever the girls demand.”

The two younger ones. (Lets call them Glasses and Twintails for now) where each taking a Hand of Ben and leading him on, while the oldest (Henceforth: Old Sis) dictated the pace. That pace was very, very slow, which made it easy for me to follow them using my superior stealth skills. It also became apparent that the girls didn't plan to go for the nearest restroom, but rather the one at the other end of the Zoo.

They also made a game of quizzing Ben on various animal facts. If he got one wrong(or rather, if the girls decided he was wrong) he had to read the quite large information plaque that was present on each animal enclosure out loud. (most of them confirmed that Ben was right after all)

About half an hour passed before Twintails complained that she was thirsty.

“We did walk for a while”, agreed Old Sis “Lets take a break.”

And so Ben had **** but to sit down at wooden table in a rest area. “Can't you drink while you walk?”

“That is not healthy”, proclaimed Glasses “What is the rush? You are not an a schedule, correct?”

Well, technically we are, The Penguin Feeding was only about an hour away. I would hate to miss it but, oh well, can't have everything.

“You know whats the rush”, Ben whined to which Glasses nodded. “Peggy does not have the strongest Bladder either. So I am quite convinced this will hasten things.”

“Alyssa!” Twintails blushed. “Not in front of Penguin-Boy!”

“My name is Ben”, my brother groaned while the oldest Sister returned with four bottles of Soda. “My Treat”, she proclaimed and handed the drinks out.

“Thanks Angelica!”

“No, absolutely not” Ben shoved his bottle (which was king sized) away.

“Its very important to monitor your fluid intake during a hot day. Otherwise you might suffer from dehydration:”

“Alyssas right” proclaimed the oldest. “Drink up.”

Ben started chugging. I didn't know if the command **** him to, or if he thought the faster he finished, the faster they could move on. Regardless it didn't matter. The girls had no qualms taking their time and happily chattered while sipping at their drinks.

“Girls please...” Ben was now getting increasingly ****.

“Its very rude to rush ladies”, old sis admonished him. “Peggy still has half her drink left.”

“I'm no longer thirsty tough.” Peggy shoved her bottle towards Ben.. “You drink the rest, Big Bro.”

Ben did, whimpering.

After that the Girls finally decided to get moving. Once again with Ben in the middle. The good news was that they where finally getting close to the restroom, the bad news was that Ben was getting really close as well.

“How are you faring?” asked Glasses.

“Not good.”

“Could you try to be a bit more accurate? I find your predicament deeply fascinating. On a scale from 1-10 how high would you rate your current desperation?”

“12”

“That was an attempt at humor. From this I can conclude that you haven't reached your limit quite yet. When did you last use the bathroom?”

“At around 8 in the morning.”

Glasses studied Ben's face. “In that case your worry is quite unwarranted. The Human body can hold their bladder for 9 to 10 hours. Even taking an exceptional amount of liquid intake into consideration, you should be good for at least another hour.”

The prospect seemed to horrify Ben. “A-absolutely not! This is really my limit! Any moment and...”

“Oh is Big Bro about to wet his pants?” Twintails grinned and broke into a song. “Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore.”

“Peggy, be nice.”

Glasses smiled sympathetically. “It must be hard to endure. But do not worry. It is commonly said that you should not hold your urine for an extended amount time. But unless you do this on a regular basis no damage will occur.”

“And think how good it will feel once you can finally let it out”, chipped Twintails in. “Like a huge waterfall! Or a running faucet! Oh look!”

Twintails excitedly ran towards a huge enclosure. Quite a large area of this Zoo was reserved for free roaming Elephants. And that enclosure even came with a Lake and artificial Waterfall. The Elephants where currently in the process of enjoying said lake.

“Elephants are my second favorite Animals!” Twintails stated while she was peering over the railing.”Oh wow they are using their trunks to spew water!¨”

“Oh my” Old Sis chuckled while making sure Twintails wouldn't actually fall inside.

“An Elephants trunk can hold 12 Litres of Water”, explained Glasses. “The world of animals is truly amazing. Ben, shall we read the information plaque? Ah, I suppose we would have to undertake a slight detour towards the observation station at the other side of the enclosure.”

Ben didn't deign this with an answer. But suddenly Twintails started fidgeting. “uh...i need to go.”

“Pee?” asked Ben. “Did you need to let water? Take a leak? Go for little Girls?”

“You are mean Big Bro!” Twintails whined while jumping from one leg to the other.

The other Sisters both laughed. “You did deserve that one, but lets pick up the pace shall we?”

Finally things where working in Ben's favor and the group arrived at the fabled Restroom five Minutes later.

OUT OF ORDER

It may be a bit late saying so, but this really wasn't Ben's day.

Ben just stood there frozen, Astoundingly his bladder didn't gave way just then and there.

“Well that sucks”

“Upon closer inspection it appears that only the Gentleman's room is are currently not operational. The Ladies room on the other hand appears quite functional. Given that this is an emergency I do think it would be acceptable for Ben to use the Ladies Room.

Ben was in no condition to question gender norms anymore so he quickly agreed.

“I guess its fine.” declared Old Sis. “We go first and you can go right after, ok?”

“Why can't I go first!”

“Because!” The oldest Sister explained. “We don't know if there are any Women in there. So we make sure of that first and then also make sure nobody enters while you are in there.”

It was sound logic so Ben really couldn't disagree.

“Lets go go go!” Twintails shouted and run into the restroom. “Just remain here, I promise we will be quick” said Glasses and entered together with her older Sister.

Since Ben was finally alone again I used the moment to catch up with him. “Hey Ben! How are you holding up?”

“Oh, you mean. aside from the fact that i'm just about to piss myself in public?” He was shifting is weight and hoping from one leg to the other.

I scratched my head. “Oh that? You know how things sometimes spiral out of control? I really just wanted to spend a nice day at the Zoo with you...well except for the no pants thing perhaps. But then all these things just keep happening and sometimes you just have to go with the flow.”

“Look can we please just go home?”

I looked at him amused. “Very poor choice of words.”

“I mean after I was on the toilet!”

I let out a laugh. “Alright, I let you have this one. We go home the moment you relieved yourself, ok?”

Ben let out a deep breath. Was the end of his ordeal in sight?

“Done!”, chirped Twintails cheerfully as she rushed out of the Restroom. The other two soon followed. “Its fine Ben you can..oh.” The oldest Sister noticed me “You are his Girlfriend, right?”

“Yes”, I said

“No”, Ben said.

I gave Ben a look most best described as “do you really want to tell them that I am your sister?”, before saving his ass. “Well..i suppose right now our relationship is more of Master and ****.”

“Oh my”

“I knew it”, declared Glasses. “I believe there is nothing wrong for a young couple to experiment.”

“That is soo romantic!” squealed Twintails. “Does he like have to kneel down and kiss your feet? Kyah! Kyah!”

“Uh...Girls..”

“Ben?” Old Sis looked at him puzzled.. “Why are you still here? Don't you need to use the toilet?”

“Y-yes I really do, but you told me to wait here, so I....” Ben blushed. “Need your permission first.”

The Girls where stunned into silence.

“Myyy.....”

“He is trained exceptionally well.” Glasses glasses fogged over.

“Kyah Kyah!”

“Well then”, Old Sis coughed. “I give you...actually this is really something your Girlfriend should do, no?”

“Not at all! You took such good care of Ben, that I really can't just steal your spotlight at the last minute.”

“But i'm sure he would feel much better, if he get the order from his actual master.”

“No, no please I insist....”

“Girls..:” Ben had a painful expression on his face. “I really don't care who does it. I am just about to explode.”

“Alright how about we do it all together then? On Three. One...Two...Thre...”

DING DONG DENG DUNG DUNG DENG DONG DING

A jolly jingle swept across the Zoo followed by an announcement.

“Attention all Visitors! Our daily public penguin feeding will begin in five minutes. If you are interested please join our happy family at the penguin habitat on the north side.”

“Penguins!” Twintails squealed. She snatched Bens hand. “Lets go, go go!”

“No!”, Ben screamed standing his ground. “I really can't!”

But Twintails was very insistent. “Come on! You have to obey, right? Just follow me!”

“No...No...i need to peeee!!!”

But Ben followed quickly along as the two dashed off.

“Is that ok?” asked big sister. “He is probably at his limit.”

“I disagree, the Penguin Feeding show is about to last 30 Minutes. This is still within nominal conditions.”

“Its fine, its fine.” I assured. “You saw how fast he ran right? Trust me, he is totally into this. Tough, I might have to comfort him tonight.”

Both girls blushed at that, which made me break into a smug smile. With my dominance firmly asserted the three us followed Ben and Twintails.

The Penguin enclosure was bustling with visitors. The Feeding itself would apparently take place in a massive arena, that looked more like something you would find at Sea World. It felt slightly excessive.

“Over here!” Twintails shouted from one of the upper rows. “We reserved you some seats!”

“I really wanted to have a frontseat” Twintails pouted. “All because Ben was so slow.”

We where indeed pretty far back. “Good for you, Ben” I said with a teasing smile. Ben ignored me he had his leg crossed and was sweating profusely.

“I have tissues” whispered the older sister. “For the worst case I mean...oh...Peggy? Don't you have to wear your hat?

“Oh yeah!” Peggy nodded rummaged a bit in her small pink backpack and produced the penguin hat. “Its a bit embarrassing tough, eh he he he.” She stuck her tongue out and put her groovy penguin hat on.

A ton of Kids had done the same already. Of course Ben was by far the eldest. That was at least one thing that would work in his favor today. It was highly unlikely he would get picked over a kid.

The music dimmed somewhat and the costume of a giant penguin with sunglasses waddled on the stage.

“Welcome my darlings! I hope you are ready for the performance of your lifetime!”

The voice clearly came from a speaker, but the crowd didn't seem to care.

“Now lets grove it up for our stars!”

A young zookeeper with a bucket full of (presumably) fish run out the stage, followed by around 20 Penguins.

“Wait isn't that” I squinted my eyes. “It is! That's the Girl from the Ticketgate!”

Ben tried to make himself as small as possible.

The Girl started out by giving each of the penguins a fish, while the costumed one was doing a break dance, accompanied by a laser light show. It looked very silly, but the crowd loved it, except for the Penguins. They where clearly used to all this nonsense.

Ticket girl snapped her micro and started talking. “We will now invite 20 very lucky Birthday Boys and Girls down here to help us feed our feathered friends. DJ Grooves, will you help me choose?”

“Sure will Darling!”

Kids all over the place where stretching their hand upwards, while DJ Grooves was pointing in all kinds of unspecified direction.

A spotlight was gliding over the guests, accompanied with a Drumroll. After a while it would stop with a loud bang on a hat kid and that Kid was invited down to the stage from a staff member.

Ben flinched with each bang, which was kinda adorable. Twintails seemed to think so too because she giggled each time and started holding his hand to calm him down.

Just as expected tough, the light never actually shined on Ben. It almost looked like he would at least be able to avoid the worst case scenario.

Then the light was right next to me.

“Yaaay!” Twintails screamed.

“Wow good for you!”

“This sure is your lucky day.”

“Hah...” Even Ben relaxed slightly. (Well as much as he could allow himself to relax without losing his bladder control)

A Staffmember showed up to invite Twintails down and the Kids (10 Boys and 10 Girls) where finally assembled.

“And this are our happy winners” Ticket Girl announced. “Now lets give them a round of applause.”

Alright, I suppose Ben has suffered enough for one day. I opened my Bag and procured an empty bottle. Ben snatched it like a starved animal.

Ticket Girl proceeded to ask each Kid for their name and their favorite Penguin species. Each of them was assigned one of the penguins. Ben was just about to....uhh..install the bottle when it was Twintails turn.

“Peggy and Eudyptes chrysolophus and..umm..can i say something?“

„Sure, sweetie!“

Twintails lifted her arm and pointed in our direction. „Can Big Bro come down here too? We both had our birthday this month, and he really likes penguins,but he is almost too old for this and this might be his last chance.“

The Crowd collectively goes D'awww while Ben looked just about ready to faint. It didn't appear he got a single drop in.

“Last time DJ Groves was moved that much was when he won his award! I'm making a special exception. Come down young man!”

It felt like the entire universe had a gigantic hate boner for Ben today.

“Sis...” Ben trembled as a spotlight was shining on him “I think I might loose it.”

“Your Pee or your sanity?”

“Please don't make me to this.”

“Ok, I won't.”

“Come down, big bro!” Twintails cried and Ben moved.

“Did he...just call you, Sis?” Glasses asked me.

“Ahaha..must be the stress...but yeah we do some roleplaying...”

Ben waddled down the aisle and on the stage, helpless to resist. Of course now all the focus was on him and the peculiar way he was dressed.

Ticket girl lost no time and trust the mic on him. “Hey Big Brother, whats your name?

“B-Ben.”

“So Big Brother Ben, I know I probably shouldn't ask but we really have to adress the Emperor Penguin In the room. Why aren't you wearing pants?”

Ben's mind was far too gone at this point to gave any kind of reasonable response. Luckily for him he had Twintails who quickly snatched the mic.

“Because he was just playing with his girlfriend, d'uh.”

This earned him a gale of laughter from the audience. “Oh now I remember you!” Ticket girl proclaimed. “Wanted to show of your penguin underwear to your girlfriend, huh?” She winked towards the audience.

“No! I'm not wearing them today..i mean....i don't.”

“Really? We could easily check that you know?”

At this point, Ben was whispering something to Ticket Girl.

“What! You really need to pee?”, she exclaimed loudly for everyone to hear.

The audience was in stitches.

“I think they believe this is just part of the show”, Old Sis whispered towards me.

“That or everyone here is insane.” I replied.

“Alright, alright, folks, lets hurry things up for Ben so he can go for little penguins. We will now assign each of you a penguin..hm Ben and Peggy you will have to share I think...Drake would do fine for you.”

Have you ever googled “evil penguin”?

“Aw, its cute” Peggy proclaimed.

“Cute?” Ben asked.

“Alright, Skipper, to Eric, Mumble to Dave, Prinny to Melissa, And Dedede to Ora .Ok thats everybody, now I will give all of you a fish. Just hold them slightly in front of you, yes just like that. Don't be shy, they might look a bit scary but they really won't bite.”

Peggy was given a fish, but she held it out to Ben. “I let you do it. This is your last chance after all.”

“Y-yes uh...” Ben looked at the Fish then at Drake. He was of course much bigger then the rest of the Kids so the Fish was much higher up.

Drake was not amused.

“Stupid Penguin...” Ben started slowly crouching..

He was about halfway down when Drake let out an unholy screech from hell and lounged at Ben.

“GYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

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“Will he be ok?” Old Sis glanced over into my car. Ben was inside, holding his hands over his head. He was actually wearing pants now. I was smart enough to pack a pair of jeans with me in case of an emergency.

“he is just exuding embarrassment”, added Glasses.

“Well...he just pissed himself in front of hundreds of people. That's not something you can just shrug off. At the very least there was nobody in the crowd who recognized him..i think.”

“I am so sorry!” Ticket Girl deeply bowed. “That's the first time Drake acted out like this...he is usually very nice to Kids.”

“Will Drake be put down?” asked Twintails worried.

“I really hope it won't come to this, but if you where to press charges...”

“Oh no no, please don't worry about that.. Its not like Ben got injured and it was clear that Drake was only after the fish. Ben also fell in the pool so he sustained no injuries at all, and you even jumped in after him. Really, if anything Ben should be grateful....”

“Well I wouldn't go so far”, Ticket girl smiled. “But i'm glad to hear it, please offer Ben my apology as well. I got way too into the whole comedy routine.”

“I guess we should all apologize”, admitted Old Sis, “but not now, Ben needs some space first.”

“I believe today was a most fruitful field study, we should stay in contact. I would very much wish to interview Ben about today once is mental state is stable enough.”

“Today was the best Zoo visit ever!” Twintails jumped up and down “Hey Big Bro! Lets do this again, sometimes!”

I agreed to exchange contacts with the girls and said my goodbyes. Old Sis lingered a bit longer. “Its probably not my place to say this, but...your brother is in a very **** state right now.” she gave me a wink and started whispering: “treat him extra nice and give him plenty of service tonight and who knows what might happen?”

With these last words she left me to my devices.

My Face was probably just as red as Ben's.