3

You walk into work and to Diana's secretary. Her secretary Georgia was a humorless boring worker bee, but she was also kind of hot. She was busy at her desk.

"The boss in?" you ask.

She glances up then back down. "No."

"Well, can you tell me where she is?"

"I could."

What a bitch, you think. "Tell me where she is."

"She is in the conference room preparing for a meeting with the new clients."

"Good, Georgia, tell me, do you have a Sharpie or some sort of permanent marker?"

She looks up at you. "Yeah, why?"

"Listen to me. Take out the marker, draw a mustache goatee, and unibrow on your face, then take some scissors and cut off your bun, then shove the bun in your mouth and climb on your desk and spank yourself until I come back."

"What the..." says Georgia before she starts looking for the permanent marker. "What's going on? Why can't I stop?"

"Repeat, 'I have a stick up my ass, and I love it' over and over until I get back."

"I have a stick up my ass and I love it. I have a stick up my ass and I love it." Georgia finds the marker and takes out a compact mirror from her desk drawer. She starts to draw on her face. "I have a stick up my ass, and I love it."

You leave her to her confusion and humilation. You love your new power, and what you did to Georgia may be cruel and childish, but you don't care. You head to the conference room and peek in. Diana is sitting at the end of the conference table going over some papers.

You walk right in.

"What do you want?" she asks.

"What do I want?" you say.

1) "When the new clients arrive, get on the table and do a sexy striptease."

2) "Shut up and strip naked."

3) "When the clients show up, demand they spank you and let you perform oral sex on them, and do not take no for an answer."

4) Something else