Laugh it off

You give off a faint chuckle "Nah bro. Just kinda forgot all you guys were coming over today!" They all roll their eyes and start giving you a hard time, but you cannot concentrate on that cause you're having a hard time of your own. Being around all these hot guys tight now is driving you insane. How do gay people do this?

You start drinking some beer to help calm you down, as you sit around quietly as the guys talk about the latest sport event. As they get comfortable on the sofas, you can start to eyeball some clearly prominent bulges in their pants. Are your bros packing? You've never thought about it before, but right now it's ALL you can think about.