Sure why not, you're curious

You grab the pen and clipboard and give your signature at the bottom of the page. As you it back to him, he passes the parcel to you. Woah! It's a little bit heavier than you thought!

"Have a good day sir." The delivery man walks away, and you can't help but watch his ass as he goes. You thought you were working with something, but this guy's ass puts you to shame! You'll have to start working on that. You also think it's a bit strange he didn't stick around for a tip.

You carry the box into your bedroom and begin to expect it. It seems like a pretty nondescript cardboard box, expect for a symbol on the side of two interlocking male symbols. Seems pretty manly.

You unseal the package with some scissors, and unveil what's inside.