The inevitable bumps of beta testing

“Tom. Tom, please, look!”

Tom looks up to see you sitting on Julie’s lap, nuzzling your cheek against her knuckles while her other hand fondles your tit. “Emiiiilia,” you purr. After cleaning you up from all the sex, your owners have been playing with you all day. Strangely, Tom seems to be the one more distracted with data collection now, while Julie is doting on you constantly. She keeps pointing out what a mess you’re making with your pussy leaking juices all over, but it’s her fault for feeling you up when you’re playing. Besides, with the tone in her voice, you doubt she minds one bit.

“That’s very cute,” Tom answers.

“Isn’t it!? She seems so much nicer than the other subjects. All the others were so skittish towards me. Did you change the behavior realignment algorithm in the most recent iteration?”

“No, that’s just her personality. Or, put more formally: Emilias are very trusting pokemon who are prone to displays of physical affection, especially towards their owners. And they cum a lot.”

“So that just means Emilias are good girls~,” Julie coos, petting you on the head.

“Say, Julie, don’t you think it’s weird that she answered ‘zero’ to the number of sexual encounters she’s had? I mean, obviously she’s had sex before.”

“I don’t count those. I’m pure at heart, so my body stays pure too, even if people do lewd things to me,” you answer with conviction.

Silence clouds over the room as Tom and Julie exchange intense stares. “S-Say, Tom, did you maybe make any changes to the high-efficiency metabolic charging cycle in this iteration?”

“Yes, Julie. Yes I did.”

Both of them start scrambling around the room, collecting your belongings, some paperwork, a stack of money, and doing some quick inspections of your body. You’re puzzled at first, but when the collar unhinges and springs off of your neck, everything becomes clear.

Status Lost: Pokegirl

“WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN DOING TO ME!?” you shriek.

You immediately have a pile of various items tossed into your hands, including your backpack, clothes, and some papers. Tom starts pushing you towards the weird tile in the corner of the room, while Julie spews apology after apology. But you’re inconsolable.

“MONSTERS! DEMONS! How dare you turn me into a pokemon!? I’m a human being and I have rights! I’m reporting you to the police! No, the government! No, the world! AND WHY IS THERE ONLY FIFTY DOLLARS HERE!? I WAS PROMISED FIVE-”

Your foot touches the strange tile, and the headquarters of Silph Co. disappears in a swirl of white lines.

Money Gained: $50, Total: $70