Finding someone in bed with him

Jack woke up in his in house as it rained outside. As he got out of the right side of the bed not noticing the lump next to him as he hissed in pain as his left hand touched his throbbing temple from the massive hangover that he got from his last night drinking at the bar. Jack walked over to to the bathroom that was on his side of the bed. Jack thought to himself "I don't know what the big deal is about love. That bar I was at with everyone kissing makes a man want to drink. Huh, I must of been there for a while if my hangover is this big. Although that cute drunk women who looked vaguely familiar seem my type but everything is a blur I can't remember anything." Jack then bend down and pick up some lacy red underwear with his left hand thought to himself without realizing it "Hmm, Issac really needs to put his underwear away before someone trips over them." Jack then threw the underwear over his head.

He went into the bathroom and took a piss. After he flush the toilet and went back to bed he thought to himself "I don't really see the point of why I do this. I can't afford to get into a real relationship with someone no matter how professional it may be. I mean look at Jessie she was just a one night stand and look what happened to her and Ashley well that would been nice but I doubt it would work out since she married and had a kid it's amazing how a husband and a kid can ruin a sexual relationship in this job." Jack smirked at that and thought "Sure it would be nice to know your loved and all but I"m afraid that isn't for me. I guess I'm destined to be lonely forever. Oh, well." Jack sighed in the first time in his life with sadness at that thought and got back into bed.

Jack then open his eyes in shocked as he just realized something and said out loud "Wait a minute cats don't wear underwear." Jack and the person sleeping next to him turn and they both jumped out of bed and Jack said in disbelief as he saw who was sleeping right next him as he pointed his right pointer at her "Oh, no not you. This must be some kind of mistake."