Set up a date

You decide you really want to fuck the waitress, but would take her on a date when she got off. As she went to put in your order, you hear a ruckus.

"That is not what I ordered!" said a woman.

"But it is, ma'am," said another.

"Are you saying I purposely ordered this crap?!"

You turn and see a woman complaining to a waitress."

The blonde comes back. "Oh, would you like fries or onion rings?" she asked before looking at the scene. "God, that bitch again? She pulled this crap a month ago with me. She's just in it for a free meal."

You stare at the woman.

She cannot lie. She really wants to lick the assholes of everyone in this restaurant. She will not take no for an answer, and will only stop demanding she be allowed to give rimjobs if she arrested.

"You're right!" says the customer. "I did order that." She looks shocked that she is telling the truth. "I want to give you a rim job!" said the woman. "You must let me tongue out your anus!" She puts the plate down. "I demand you show me yoru bare ass and let me give you a rim job!"

The bewildered waitress just walks off in disbelief.

The customer comes over to your table. She grabs the blonde's shoulder and spins her towards her. "You, let me get my face in that big ol' ass of yours!"

She will strip nude and not realize it.

The woman starts to strip off her royal blue blouse. "Please, let me tongue out your anus!"

The manager comes out. "Ma'am, you'll have to leave," he says.

"Not before I lick every asshole in this place!" says the woman as she drops her blouse.