Pamela Anderson, Kelly Brook, Lisa Ann

On the left side was Pamela Anderson. That was no shock. I must have spent twenty years jerking off to that body. Haven’t thought of her much the last decade to be honest but taking an all time record I would have jerked the monkey from puberty right through to my late twenties for her. I must have spunked gallons thinking about that woman. Baywatch, VIP, Barb Wire. Hell, even a fucking pizza commercial, I had seen it all and jerked off to it. Her sex tape, obviously. That was the image on screen now. A gif of that blowjob she gave to Tommy Lee on the boat. Yeah. I didn’t know what I was going to do yet exactly, but watching that blowjob reminded me about a lot of late night sessions.

Next to Pam, in the middle of the screen, was Kelly Brook. Yeah. That makes sense. I know she’s not the most attractive and her weight can fluctuate a bit but damn it I must have jerked off to every picture of her out there. She just has that x factor. Or maybe sex factor. I know there’s hotter women, but looking at the gif of her dancing on a boat from Piranha 3D I was hooked. That particular image probably dominated all of 2015. Hey, I still jerked off to it pretty regularly.

The last image, on the right side, was Lisa Ann. The gif was one I had created myself from one of her videos, I had managed to time it just right so it looked like she was just bouncing up and down on a cock forever. Like Kelly Brook she just had that x factor that got me pumping. There’s hotter women out there, there’s more explicit porn. But put Lisa Ann sucking some dick or riding some guys cock and I am ready to go.

Yeah. This works. We can do database later, I am going to start with them. Although...don’t get me wrong, they are all incredible on the screen in front of me. But that’s not what they look like now. So I might want to spend a few wishes improving them before I took them for a spin.

In terms of now there’s probably a few others that have come to dominate my jerk off sessions in the last couple of years. Maybe…

“I wish that the screen showed me the current three and the three women I have jerked off too most in the last twelve months.”

“Granted.”

The screen split horizontally with the previous three women shrinking to the top half and three new women appearing in the bottom half underneath them.