The Freak Out Room

“The Freak Out Room?” you ask, the name alone both concerning and intriguing to you.

Rooney wipes her mouth dry and explains, “Some people have trouble handling this gala. Especially first timers. Is this her first time?” She asks Kika.

“I think it’s her third time.” Kika answers, “but she just comes here to suck off a few knobs, never all this.”

“Well the Freak Out Room is for anyone who gets a little overwhelmed by all this and loses it a bit. They go up there, get some space and calm down eventually.”

“I haven’t bloody lost it.” Daisy wriggles. She’s still being held down by Rooney and Kate. “I just need to taste my sister’s fanny!”

Rooney rolls her eyes. “You want to take her?” She asks Kika. But Kika is conveniently gone. Rooney looks at Kate and they both grimace.

“It’s all the way on the fourth floor.” Kate sighs.

Of course you know what to do. “I’ll take her,” you say.

“Okay.” Rooney is agreeable. Then again how much more time does she really want to spend on a mad Daisy Ridley. “You gonna go nicely?”

“I have another sister you know.” Daisy says. “We could call her.”

“She’s already here, hon.” Kate says with a smirk. “He’s gonna take you to find her.”

“We’re going to see Poppy?” Daisy says, her voice soft, her eyes softer.

“Sure are.” You say, taking her by the hand.

As you depart Rooney tells you the room “D404.”

You walk down the hall to the stairwell, Daisy’s petite hand in yours. You never suspected this thing tonight to give you witness to Daisy Ridley losing her mind to incestuous list. But here you are.

You get into the stairwell and start heading up. A little part of you wonders if you should have been trusted. After all Daisy is a basket case and you could probably do whatever you wanted with her. Hell, she’d probably believe just about anyone was her sister if you insisted it. Or would they at least have to partially look the part. Would that be fun? It wouldn’t not be fun.

Then again where are you gonna find the right person for that?

You decide to rid your brain of the idea. And as soon as you do, you run into a scene on the third floor landing. There’s a naked girl, back against the wall, a man’s face buried in her crotch giving her all kinds of pleasure. It’s the sort of thing you expect to see here except... yup... it’s Keira Knightley. And she’d be perfect for the role you’re looking to fill.

Then again, maybe you should just stick with the plan and take Daisy to the Freak Out Room.