New Rules

John just strolled into the backyard where the party was going on. The people in the pool saw him. "Hey dude! Join the party!" called one of them.

"That's nice," said John, "But I'm here from the homeowner's association. Your party is violating the rules."

"What do you mean?" asked the girl in the flamingo inflatible.

"First, if this is adult's only party, which it clearly is, you must all be nude."

The guests looked around then looked embarrassed. The apologized then stripped naked.

"Next, since **** is involved every female here must have two of her holes fucked by two different guys before the party is over. The owner is responsible for providing condoms and lube."

"Oh, my bad," said the guy sitting pool side." Thanks to John, the guy had a large bowl of condomns and a few tubes of lube. He went inside the house and put them out on a table.