The Bitchy Divorcee Next Door

Dorothy Gillman was the next door neighbor. She had a daughter in college and had gotten divorced two years ago and just after that, she caught John spying on while she was sunbathing nude in her back yard, but John could see her from his bedroom window. She had complained to John's mother, and said she would call the police next time she ever saw "this horny little pervert" even glancing at her. John decided it was time to set this bitch straight.

John walked next door and rang the bell.

The skinny bitch with the fake blonde hair and Botoxed face answered the door. "What the hell_ _do _you _want?" she asked.

"What do I want?" asked John. He cocked an eyebrow.