Walk through the park

It was a nice morning, so John stopped for a cup of coffee and headed through a park. He came across two young women doing yoga.

Each of these women will believe whatever I say without question and do whatever I say without question.

You walk up and sit in front of them. "Ladies, I'm the yoga instructor you hired. It was rude for you to start without me."

"Oh, I'm sorry!" said the one in the white top.

"Me too," said the one in the turquoise top.

"What are you names again?"

"Sydney," said turquoise top.

"Angela," said white top.

"Stand up."

Both women stand up.

"Now before you begin yoga, you need to greet each other properly. Bow to each other, then french kiss as you grab a boob with your right hand and a handful off ass with the other. Give a nice squeeze and do it for a count of 60."

Sydney and Angela bow, then kiss as they squeeze a boob and handful of ass.

This turns Sydney and Angela on.

The girls' breathing increases.

After they count to 60, they break their embrace.

"Do this before every yoga session or class. Now onto the first lesson."