Ted Rewob- Cancelled (Can’t Delete)

Ted was your average nerd, not many people he could have ever called friends, no girlfriend, skinny body with a hint of fat from all the junk food and no plans for the future. Ted was going to Kaukauna high school in Wisconsin while being a public school there still were some very bright kids there. Like Ted, he occasionally would get “asked” for help by one of the jocks to do their homework or for some lunch money. However when Ted woke up the day after his 18th birthday he had a splitting headache and when he opened his eyes he thought he was going crazy. In the mirror above his head there was a username above his head!

Ted Rewob

Level 1

The Champion

While Ted thought he was going crazy he decided to ignore it until he noticed an exclamation mark on the bottom right on his vision he stared at it and…

Quest: Keep yourself alive

Requirements: Don’t drop below 25 health, learn 3 new skills, learn 1 new attack spell, 1 new defensive spell, and 1 other spell of your choosing.

Rewards: 5 Stat points, 1 new skill, Ring of the Mundane

Accept | Refuse

While he wasn’t sure if he was having a stroke or was just going mad he thought there was no harm in clicking accept so he did it. With that the pop up left his face and he thought nothing of it. He was a very horny guy so he decided he would rub one out in the shower this morning. But when he finished there was another exclamation mark.

New skill: Masturbation

Masturbation lowers your refractory period to 2 minutes and increases sperm count and sperm production

“Okay now this is getting weird” while Ted was beginning to think this was a little strange at least it wasn’t boring. He got dressed and headed down stairs.