Beyonce wears absolutely nothing to the 2020 MTV Awards and publicly masturbates

Beyonce stole the limelight at the 2020 MTV Awards in Barclays Center, New York on Friday when she showed up on the red carpet completely naked. Wearing only a dazzling necklace and a pair of black high heels, Beyonce proudly put her hands on her hips as she gave photographers an uncensored view of her magnificent jugs, rosy-pink nipples and a neat landing strip. Female fans “aww-ed” in unison when Beyonce bent down and removed her necklace to give it to a little girl who was overheard saying “Mommy I like her necklace!”. Male fans, on the other hand, were sent into orgasmic spams at the sight of Beyonce’s massive tits hanging out in front of her and a glimpse of her pussy from behind.

Beyonce, now with only her shoes, proceeded further up the red carpet to be interviewed by the emcee. As expected, the emcee’s first question was the one everyone had been asking ever since Beyonce teased on Instagram that she had “prepared a surprise for the world”. Yet nothing in his wildest imagination could have prepared him for what Beyonce did next. Lowering herself down, Beyonce rested her right leg on the carpet, supported her weight on her right hand, lifted up her left leg and moved her left hand to her intimate spot. As everyone stared on in disbelief, Beyonce inserted her fingers into her snatch and began publicly masturbating in front of a live TV audience of 5 million.

The normally rowdy crowd was now deafeaningly silent, with the only sounds coming from Beyonce’s unashamed fingering and her cock-throbbing moans. With her other hand, she lifted a heavy tit to her mouth and licked at an engorged nipple, pulling it hard and clamping it between her teeth. The silence of the crowd was momentarily broken by an unknown member who blurted out “Oh my fucking god”, voicing out accurately what was in the minds of everyone watching this obscene spectacle.

Suddenly, Beyonce's eyes flew open, her head rolled back on her shoulders and she bit into her lip hard enough to draw blood. Leaning back, she spread her legs as far apart as possible, lifting her hips high up into the air as she stood on the ends of her heels. “OHHHH MYYYY GODDDDD I’MMMM FUUUUUCKINGGGG CUUUUUMMMMINNNNGGGG!!!!!” Beyonce screamed, as she twisted her fingers in her cunt and jammed them hard against her G-spot.

Great, long streams of cum-juice erupted from her crotch, jetting far out in front of her, drenching the first two rows of people. Over and over, Beyonce squirted her orgasm unceremoniously, bucking her hips wildly and letting the juices fly wherever they may. The air was also filled with lewd sounds of orgasmic moaning, both male and female, as the crowd succumbed completely to Beyonce’s lurid masturbatory performance and climaxed in unison.

Reports across the country confirmed that those watching it live on TV also suffered the same sexual effects. Shaun of Seattle, 23, claimed to have “splattered my entire 42-inch TV white”, which “took me an entire toilet roll to clean!” Indeed, calls to Walmart stores produced verification that sales of toilet rolls skyrocketed 370% in the hours following the incident. Coco of Boston, 19, admitted to having unprotected sex with her father after “Beyonce’s porn show overwhelmed both of us”. Closed circuit footage of CNN’s head office also revealed that staff working overtime were caught on camera engaging in spontaneous raw fucking. Whether tonight will be known in future as a night of “Baby Boom” shall be seen 9 months later. On the Internet, things were no different, as men and women alike posted explicit images of how they were affected. We produce two examples below.

After most of us recovered to our senses, the emcee proceeded to question Beyonce on her actions, who had this to say: “Well you know how we had the Free the Nipple movement in the past? That catapulted gender equality quite tremendously, advocating for women to dress however they like. So right here, right now, I am starting the Free the Pussy movement. Girls should not be afraid, nor be judged, for their desire to masturbate. If it is “normal” for guys to masturbate multiple times a day, why should girls be considered sluts if they do the same? This double standard stops here, right now.” After a moment of stunned silence, the crowd erupted in a roar of applause.