Still Aloof

The woman continues to ignore you. She may be glancing at you behind her sunglasses, but you can't tell. You go to work: This woman is very, very horny, but when she flirts with a man, she will blurt out some humiliating and disgusting lie about herself. She will grow hornier and hornier and crave sex more and more as the day progresses.

The woman finally turns her head in your direction. She takes a deep breath and in a sexy voice says, "Hi there, big boy, did you you know I have horrible anal leakage?" After she finishes her sentence, her mouth hangs open for a second.

"What did you say?" you ask.

"I just think you're a big sexy stud, and I bet you could find a cure for my rank vaginal fungus."

"Lady, you're gross," you say, trying not to laugh.

She gets up and is trembling a bit. You guess it's because it's half horniness and half embarrassment.