To his Office

As he pulls you down the hall he turns and pulls you into what looks to be an office of some kind, it must be his. When you are both in his office he points to a seat and says, "Sit down." Not wanting to get in any trouble you just sit down in the seat.

After a few moments he says, "Are you a hooker?"

You are taken aback by this question, did you honestly look like a hooker to him. But before you could answer he continues, "Are you going to leak this to the press that my players are doing things like this? Or are you from another school trying to get us in trouble."

"Oh god no. I am going to be starting here in the fall and I was just looking around."

The older man just laughs and says, "You want me to believe that you just happened to be walking around campus and found your way into the locker room on the same day that the press and NFL scouts are here? I doubt it. I am going to call the police."

This gets you to start freaking out. What do you do?