Head on

You turn each woman into a bisexual nympho then leave the store. You spot an ice cream shop across the street and head over. You walk in and spot an unusual scene: two well dressed, gorgeous women sharing a large bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

They glance at you then return to their conversation as they take small bites with their spoons.

You go to the counter and order a cone with one scoop of cookies and cream, and one school of dark chocolate with cherries.