Offer

You and Joey head inside, with Ariel following close behind. You sit next to Joey on the sofa. Ariel is sitting like a dog on the floor.

"So Joey," you say. "Are you good friends with Ariel?"

"Like, yaaas,"said Joey. "She is, like so totally my bestie!"

"Well, you'll be happy to know that she is having fun being a petgirl for me. Isn't that right, Ariel?"

"Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Aww, well," Joey blushed. "She's, like, a totally cute doggie!" Joey then patted Ariel's head.

"Yeah. Listen Joey. I'll just cut to the chase. I am forming a harem of sexy celebs and I want you to join."

"Do I have to, like, act like a doggie too?"

"No. I will assign you a specific fetish."

"Um, okay? And what if I, like, don't join?"