Pranking a Plastic

You see a woman come sit at an outside table at the cafe. She looks like she's had a nose job, boob job, and her lips are plumped to near ridiculous proportions. She may have come from the nearby Brazilian neighborhood.

You walk up to her: This woman will freeze in place.

You set across from her.

You notice her wide but shortly shorn dark eyebrows. Her eyebrows will grow twice as thick and twice as fast and grow together. Every time she thinks of waxing, trimming, or plucking her eyebrows, she'll put it off until the next day, and she'll do this for nine months.

You look at her huge lips. She believes if she does not suck a different cock every day for the next five month and smear the cum all over her lips, they will shrivel up. Starting tomorrow, she will only wear purple or blue lipstick.

You feel your dick stir in your pants.

This woman thinks I'm the sexiest man she has ever seen, and will do anything to get me to agree to fuck her any way I want. She does not know or care why I make her so horny or why she needs my cock, but she is so **** for it, she will even humiliate or **** herself in public. She will unfreeze.