One possible way

"Chichi and Dolly team up and win the tag titles."

Chichi and Dolly looked at each other, shrugged, and nodded. They were used to teaming.

"Alison, you're going to win the sexfight title. Sexfighting's more about who can keep going the longest anyway, and I don't know what weightlifting does to you girls... well anyway you're obviously going there."

"Goody!" Alison squealed.

"Melissa, I think you're going to go win the hardcore title. You're tough, strong, and hardcore is the place you're least likely to get attacked sexually."

Melissa sighed.

"And Wendy, you're going to win the midcard title."

"Well fine, I can do that, but then what about the Womens Title?"

Lisa smiled diabolically.

"Oh, I've got a plan for that... and by the way, I'M going to win it."

Wendy raised one eyebrow. "How?"

"Haha. You know my mom's bodyguard, Theresa, right? Thunder thighed muscle chick who's too young to be a milf and too old to be anything else? Beats up anyone she wants effortlessly? Well, I know exactly how she got to be that good... and I'm going to duplicate that and make myself that good."

"Do you even know how you're gonna do that?"

"Nah, I'll figure it out when you all have won all the other titles. Once you've done that Mom won't have any choice but to give me a Womens Title shot."