Mess with her

You had fun having Dorothy and Cindy embarrass themselves, so you decide to do the same with this cougar. When I ask her a question, she will end every answer by loudly adding 'and look at my big ol' titties' as the end of her answer as she hops up and down twice. This will make her very embarrassed, but she thinks I'm the sexiest man she has ever seen and must seduce me and take me home with her.

You walk up to her. "I'm John. What's your name?"

"I'm Donna...and look at my big ol' titties!" she hops up and down twice. When she finishes, the blushes and reaches for her drink.

After she takes a sip, you talk to her again. "Do you always do that when you introduce yourself?"

"No...and look at my big ol' titties!" Again she hops twice, and again, she looks very embarrassed and confused.

Donna will play with her tits and not realize it until I point it out.

"So what are you drinking?"

"It's called a Black Russian, but they make it with whipped cream...and look at my big ol' titties!" She hops up and down while playing with her tits. "I'm so sorry. I don't know why I keep doing that!" She is blushing deeply.