Piss off

You think about making them wet themselves, but the women are all wearing short dresses or skirts, and you don't want a floor full of piss by the bar, so one by one you fill the women's bladders and make sure they lose bladder control just before they make it to a toilet, but pissing themselves will also make them orgasm, and they will try to pretend like nothing happened and come back out, but go dance instead of hang out by the bar. The women hurry off one by one, clenching her thighs.

You then have the two guys piss their pants and then start crying and slink off towards the exit while they suck their thumbs.

With a clear path to your seat. You sit down and enjoy your drink. You see a pretty woman sit at the bar and order a glass of wine. She takes out her phone and starts texting.

A young man with a beer sits next to her. "Hi, I'm Dale," he says.

The woman totally ignores him, and he gives an embarrassed smile then stares forward.

"This could be fun," you think.