The Silicon Sisters

You notice some stairs heading down and find a bar in the basement where the music is not too loud. You head down and order another drink, this time feeling like James Bond, you order a vodka martini. You look around then see you have caught the eye of two more cougars.

"Damn, welcome to Silicon Valley," you think. You raise your glass then take a sip. You then make each one find you very sexy and want you to fuck her and make her jealous if anyone else flirts with you.

The women come up and sit on either side of you. You decide to have some fun, though. You turn to the one in the red-dress. When she talks to me, after every other word, her tongue slips out of her mouth. "Hi, I'm John. What's your name?"

"I'm Cindy...sluh," her tongue slips out of her mouth. She smiles and blushes. "Nice to...sluh...meet you...sluh." Cindy becomes flustered.

You turn to the other woman. For the rest of the night, when this woman talks to me, she loudly barks like a dog after every sentence. "I'm John. What's your name?"

"I'm Dorothy...ARF!" the woman is shocked at her actions.

"You always bark at people?"

"No, I don't know why I did that. ARK!"

You turn to Cindy. "What's Dorothy's problem?"

"I don't...sluh...know what's...sluh..." Cindy stops talking. She is thoroughly embarrassed.

Cindy is very very hornier and growing hornier by the minute. Dorothy is very very horny and growing hornier by the minute.

"Can I buy you a drink?" you ask Cindy.

"Sure, I'll...sluh...arrrghhh! I'll have...sluh...a long island...sluh...iced-tea...sluh! Arrrgggh! What's wrong...sluh...with me...sluh!"

You turn to Dorothy. "What'll you have?"

"Tequila sunrise...ARK!"