Feeling like a girl!

You scan the room, waiting to be hit on. Is this what its like to be a girl? you think with a chuckle.

Predictably someone gets up, and then so does her friend. Damn, I had decided to be the only guy here. I could probably do with a wing-man about now.

The two of them approach together! a pair of hot young latina's in their best pickup gear. The more confident one in a short strapless leather dress walks up and sits beside you at the bar. "Hola cariño,

¿Quieres comprarme una bebida?" in what I can seems to me like a charicature of a Mexican accent. However, its validity is probably beyond question, and it sounds incredibly sexy from her lips.

I nod, appreciating her outfit too but look non-plussed. All I got from her sentence was "Hello".Well that and an instant erection.

Her friend sat down on my other side in a tight short leather skirt. "she asked if you would like to buy us a drink?"

"It would have to be a quick one." I say

"Oh why?"

"because I want to have you over in the hotel with your ass in the air in 5 minutes." I grin at her. She looks shocked and is about to protest and get up to leave. I suspect its just theatrics though and she would look for me to apologize for being so crude etc. I cant be bothered being subtle though. Don't be offended by anything I say, and dont pretend to be either. I send to them both. If you were interested in having sex with me before, remain interested.

"3 tequilas", I call to the barmaid.

"¿Que dijo el?" asks the Mexican and the other girl answers.

"What did she say?" I asked.

"The same as you".

Oh this is going to get confusing. Maybe I should use sign language. I turned to the girl with no English and held my left hand up with my thumb and forefinger together to make a circle, while i pushed my finger from the other hand in and out of the hole. I then gestured to myself and them both. The barmaid put the shots in front of us.

"¿Quiere follarnos a los dos?" asked the girl in the dress, then downed her shot in a single gulp.

"Si. Creo que sí." said her friend.

"What?" I asked wishing I could speak Spanish, then thought, surely the matter & mind powers I've got should allow me to understand it, but try as I might, I got almost nothing from their speech other than their sexy accents.

"She was asking if I thought you were wanting to fuck us both?" offered the girl in the skirt.

"Not just you two darling? I am going to fuck the whole bar! Follow me!" I said and downed my shot. The two girls got off their stools and followed behind me.

The remark was perhaps a little louder than I had intended and "the whole bar" heard the whole sentence. There were a few murmurs of discontent until I sent out a "everything is perfectly fine" message. "We all want to fuck the rich guy".