Even further

_This woman is obsessed with getting cum in her hair. She is afraid if she doesn't massage cum into her hair on a regular basis, it will become thin, frizzy, and start to fall out. Nothing turns her on more than jacking guys off with her hair or having them do it. She will research bukkake and crave having multiple guys cum in her hair, and this obsession will last until she gets through menopause_. You think it would be too pathetic to have a 60 year old woman obsessed with cum in her hair.

The woman looks at you. She smiles and twists a strand of her thick hair around a finger. She walks up to you. "Excuse me," she said. "I'm Janet."

"Hello, Janet. I'm John. My goodness, you have the sexiest head of hair I've ever seen."

"Oh, like it?" she says, tossing her hair. "You know the secret?"

"What's that?"

"Cum shampoo," she whispers into your ear.