You and your keg stand.

Finally you find yourself in a frat house with a keg. You’d started getting real nervous that you wouldn’t be able to find one. You had split from Alaina and Kate who had gone off to figure out how to sneak into Sorority village and Marlena and you had been sneaking into different frat parties since arriving at frat row. You had expected it to be a bit harder to do, but people kept recognizing Marlena from the videos of last night and then connecting the dots to who you were and wanting the hear the story first hand.

You were really starting to feel the buzz of the free **** and after getting all of the pictures and videos of Susanna, Salja, and Ashley you were ready to get this “easy” mission out of the way and move on to the more challenging ones. Like sex in a stadium like Marlena had...

*******

Marlena stood in front of the keg phone at the ready as the two frat guys grabbed Andrew by his ankles and flipped him upside down for the keg stand. She also was feeling the effects of the free booze and sudden popularity that she had gained after last night. She knew it was really Alicia that people wanted to congratulate and that Andrew and herself were merely riding her coattails. Though a lot of the people she’d run into and told the story too seemed eager for their own chance to try streaking the quad. Some had even implied that they were going to try tonight...

She was thinking that Kate had really made the wrong choice in checking Sorority village for someone to convince to go streaking. It seemed like half the guys here were ready to do it at the drop of a hat. And Marlena knew cause she had talked to almost that many looking for anyone who might be stadium material. So far the only prospect she was interested in was upside down and guzzling beer.

*******

The warm beer spurts from your mouth as you can’t chug anymore and you feel yourself flipped right side up. You don’t know if it’s the sudden ingestion of **** or the blood rushing to your head but you feel very dizzy and very drunk. Stumbling over to Marlena you prop yourself against the wall.

“Get a good shot?”

“Yup!” She replies. “And I just sent it in.”

Sure enough you feel your phone buzz. Looking at it you see the video of you upside down and just a minute before a picture of a very stoned Wally with a second group of people smoking.

‘And Andrew is on the board!’ The message from Salja reads. ‘Here is your next mission that I just drew for you!’

The picture of the slip of paper came into the chat seconds later.

‘Ding Dong Ditch a house. Naked.’

“Well we can’t accuse Salja and Alaina for being unoriginal” you laugh.

“Well I guess there’s no more reason to be sticking around here then is there?” Marlena says. “Wanna walk with me over to the football stadium and see if we can’t break in? There are some houses just past there.”

“Don’t you need to find someone to help complete that mission still?” You ask oblivious.

“I did. It’s the guy who just did the keg stand and is about to ding dong ditch a house naked.”

Realization dawns on you. You must be drunk to have missed that sign.

“Oh!” You exclaim. “I can get behind that plan.”

“Than get behind it you will.” She winked. “Let’s go.”