Bev flashes back

Bev thought about her roommates.

She had three roommates. Their names were Katey, Tiffany and Ashley. They were all cheerleaders, they were all lesbians and they all loved playing pranks. They especially loved playing pranks on Bev.

They had all moved into her dorm last week. It was a small dorm, and cramped, with only one big bed that they all had to share. Which was embarrassing. Especially since the cheerleaders all slept naked, and insisted on making Bev sleep naked, so they'd all feel more comfortable. She had tried to complain when they'd gone through her wardrobe and cut up all her pajamas with scissors. So they'd pinned her down and cut all her clothes off and thrown her out of the window naked.

There was a duckpond below the window, so the landing hadn't been too bad. But then she had to run all the way around to the front door of the dorm building, soaking wet, and naked. And she didn't have her key, so she hadn't been able to get back in.

The next day the cheerleaders had a sleepover. They invited the whole cheerleading team, who also concidentally happened to be lesbians, to come over and watch movies in their pajamas. But Bev didn't have any pajamas. And you can't wear anything that's not pajamas to a sleepover. So Bev had to take all her clothes off in front of all the lesbian cheerleaders and cuddle up on the sofa in their cramped little dorm room, squeezed in between a dozen beautiful pajama-clad women, with no clothes on. Naked.

For some reason all they watched were sex comedies from the eighties, in which beautiful women kept losing all their clothes. The lesbian cheerleaders seemed to love it. And they kept teasing Bev about how she didn't have any pajamas on, which Bev thought was a bit much, especially since they were the ones who'd taken all her pajamas away in the first place. So eventually she asked politely if she could please have a blanket or something.

So the cheerleaders pinned her down and told her that if she made any noise they'd throw her out the window. And then they started to tickle her. They tickled her and tickled her and tickled her until she started to squeal, and then they picked her up and threw her out the window. Naked.

The day after that, Katey stole Bev's towel and all her clothes while she was in the shower. So she had to walk back to the dorm room naked, down corridors filled with other students, including plenty of boys. But the dorm room was locked. And they wouldn't let her in until she'd done a little dance and sang a little song in the corridor, in front of all the students and some of the boys. Naked.

The day after that, Tiffany invited Bev to a toga party. She told Bev you could only wear a toga, and it was very unfashionable to wear anything underneath your toga. So Bev showed up to a party at a crowded frat house in nothing but a short bedsheet wrapped around her naked body, only to find that everyone else was wearing normal clothes.

And she was too embarrassed to run away and let everyone know that she'd been pranked. So she stayed at the party for hours, constantly hitching her sheet up so it wouldn't fall down to show her boobs, and keeping her legs pressed together so nobody would see up her skirt. Until Tiffany snuck up behind her while she was talking to a very cute boy and pinched the hem of her toga, so when she stepped forward it all fell off. There she was, standing in the middle of a party, with a very cute boy looking right at her. Naked.

The day after that, Ashley took Bev bikini shopping. But while Bev was in the change rooms trying ona sexy little red bikini, she stole all of Bev's other clothes and ran away. Bev didn't have any money on her, so she couldn't pay for the bikini. So she had to try to sneak out of the shop, in the bikini, without anybody noticing. She got halfway down the street in nothing but her little red bikini before two sexy lesbian policewomen caught up with her and arrested her for stealing.

First they handcuffed her. Then they confiscated the bikini as evidence, in the middle of the road. Then they left her cuffed to a fence outside the police station, for several hours, with her arms trapped behind her back, while they went inside to do paperwork. Of course, all Bev's classmates happened to walk by and see her trapped there, without her bikini. Or anything else. And they pointed and laughed and took pictures on their cell phones until the policewomen finally came out of the station, uncuffed Bev, gave her a slap on the bottom and told her to run along home. With no clothes on. Naked.

And when she got home all the cheerleaders laughed at her and teased her and thought it was very, very funny indeed. And they pinned her down and tickled her until she squealed, and they picked up her and threw her out the window.