here goes...

Who are you most intimidated by in the league?

?That jungle girl looks like trouble? could probably beat Big Mama since she?s all power, but I?d be feeling it for sure afterwards. Amber would be a real handfull, and not cuz of her D-cups, if ya get me. Tanya too, of course. I hear the mob?s even afraid of her. Even if you beat her, she cheats like fuck and she?ll get **** for sure. That Jack guy I hear?s got some kind of revolution on his hands, and I pity and tip my hat to the guy.?

What your goal for this league, peasent?

?I?m looking to get by with as little as possible. I mean, I don?t wanna lose, but I?d rather not have anybody really get how strong or tough I can be. I really hate it when I get mad, cuz I really like a sense of control in my life and body. Kind of the reason I dabble in the martial arts too. Like to know what my body can do, and this place should be a real interesting way to find out. Get me a kickass view of the fights, perfect eye candy, fine pay, and the occasional lay if you?re careful who you pick. Great to have co-workers who?re casual about being topless.?

Would you consider yourself a bad guy or good?

?I like to think I?m good at heart. I?m pretty neutral at times, though. I?ll stick up for somebody when I think I can make a difference, but I?m not that brave or aggressive. I won?t call assholes out that much, but I?ll be more than glad to get a bit rough when they?re coming at me. I?ll do what I have to if I?m bringing down a good girl, but I won?t go more **** than I have to. I?ll take a surrender if I think it?s genuine, and I?d sooner have some friends here than enemies and a bad rep.?

I don?t know why someone as lowly as you given this opportunity your about to get. But Tanya Mcvan told me to ask who do you want to fight. She will allow you to fight her in a non title match after the questioning is over.

You sigh and scratch your messy hair. ?Jeez, McVan? needs everything in the spotlight, doesn?t she? I was hoping to avoid too early a victory, so maybe I?ll go light on ya??

?What!??

?See? Nothin? but trouble comes from showing off?? you sigh.