Find somewhere to put it

This cock needs release, John decided. But I am not going to be able to stroke this bad boy with my two hands alone. I could just make it smaller and whack myself off, but where's the fun in that.

John takes a minute to think of his plan.

Realizing that he's going to need to get out of the bathroom, and that he probably won't make it very far in his current state, he decides to make things a little more manageable (temporarily).

A quick snap and he's left with two large oranges as testicles, and a cock that is is going flaccid now but still about 2 inches in diameter and 12 inches long. Heading back to his room, John works at getting dressed for his adventure to come.

He squeezes his new package tightly into a pair of boxer-briefs. At first, he tries to keep his cock all folded up around his balls, but no matter how he tries to roll up his penis, it always finds a way to slip out through one of the leg holes and flop itself down towards his knees.

Probably for the best, he thought. At this size and weight, his balls we're testing the limits of his underwear on their own.

Next he struggles his way into a pair of pants; Sliding them up along his cock wasn't too hard, and the sensation of the fabric as it hugged and pulled along it's length felt amazing. He could feel his balls starting to churn, producing cum almost like they were protesting confinement as he strained to pull closed his fly and button up the pants.

In reality, the tight support of the fabric was a nice relief for the straining skin of his scrotum. Tossing on a t-shirt and turning to look in the mirror he couldn't help but smile at the image before him. A perfectly toned body, with the most obvious and almost ridiculous bulge at his crotch. You'd think it was a bad attempt to stuff his pants, but the veiny python snaking down his pant leg, and perfect mushroom shaped head stretching the fabric by his knee was just too real to ignore.

What kind of thing is big enough to take an 8 foot dick? I want to see that monster from the bathroom let loose, but I either need a big hole or a lot of hands...