down the sidewalk

You walk down the sidewalk and see a young hipster woman sitting outside a coffee shop while she worked on a laptop.

"Oooh, let's have some fun with her," said Ryan.

"What do you have in mind?

1) Have her laptop start playing porn videos with the volume up all the way, and she can't close the laptop or stop it

2) Glue her hat to her head

3) Change her hat to something ridiculous

4) fill her coffee cup with semen

5) something else