They enter a run down dive bar

As they enter and Kara looks around, it's pretty clear whomever runs this place spends their money... elsewhere, it's uniformly shabby, though fairly full of people. There's a bar at one end and a lot of tables and booths, as well as a small almost empty dance floor with a jukebox next to it. A good half of the people in there look over at them as they enter, and keep looking... and looking.

'Oh... I don't think I've ever felt more like a piece of meat, it's... surprisingly nice. Ugh, of course it's nice, you're a slut looking for co... guys to, um... fuck you.
Gah, get a grip Kara, you've spent the last half of your life pretending to be the happy well adjusted alien sister, the happy slightly clueless and normal human or the happy and perfect alien hero.... you can pretend to be a hotwife looking to have fun, heck... hell, you can even drop the happy act for once. Just... be Linda, carpe diem... or, um, carpe noctem or even carpe penis... whatever that is in Latin.'
"Are you just going to stand there and look dazed Linda? Let's find a booth and get something to drink."
Grabbing her hand, Todd leads her to the back of the room and they sit down in a somewhat secluded booth.

"Ok, in a minute or two as I pull out my phone and get 'distracted' by it, I'll want you to head to the bar and look around for a bit. If no one offers to buy you a drink, then order one and be all apologetic for the fact that you don't have any money. Whomever talks to you, young or old, pretty or ugly, male or female, I want you to flirt shamelessly. If you can grind on them on the dance floor, great, if you can make them think they're about to get lucky and skip it altogether, even better, because they are about to get lucky, understood?" Todd's voice is low and insistent, his eyes never leaving Kara's face.

"Uh... I, yeah, you told me to be your, um, slutty hot wife, and I will." Kara turns away from him and starts to look around at the people at the tables and at the bar.

"It's one word, Hotwife, not two, and I'm glad you're not resisting this, it wouldn't have done you any good anyway, but this way there's no hassle for me." he somehow manages to sound both approving and patronizing with his whispered words.

Casting a glance at him and frowning, Kara starts studying the people at the bar "Get your phone out now, I'd rather get groped at the bar than sit here listening to your insufferable voice any longer."

Todd looks taken aback at first, then grabs his phone and starts intently fiddling with it while hiding a grin "Very good Linda, very 'in character'"

"Right... 'in character'..." scooting out from the booth and aiming for a free spot near the middle of the bar, Kara strides over doing her best sexy walk.
'Ok, you can do this Kara.. no, you can do this Linda, you're Linda now, so show of those legs, swing those hips, and knock em dead, or um, knock em hard' grinning and giving a little giggle at her thoughts, the men at the bar watching her approach smile back, some subtly moving in the hopes of having this smiling beauty sidling up to them.

She's only stood there for a few seconds when the bartender comes over "What can I get you?"

"Oh, I don't know... something sweet?"

From right behind and above her, she hears a chuckle that sounds more like the rumble of thunder in the distance "She'll have a Baltimore Zoo, on me" a large white hand in a flannel shirt stretches past her and throws some money on the bar.

'This is it, be flirty, be... direct... you're Linda and you want to have fun!'
Turning around with a smile and a thank you on her lips, Kara's eyes go up... and up "Um... thanks... that's very nice of- oh my, tall, dark and handsome, you're a regular triple threat aren't you?"

The 6' 5" man behind her, in his flannel and jeans looks like half the farmers she's seen when visiting Smallville, or possibly an ideal version of them.
His dark hair is liberally mixed with white and grey, and a short beard of similarly salt and pepper color frames his smile, a smile that is reflected in his eyes and the smile lines on his tanned face.
"Mighty nice of you to say, by comparison, you must be some sort of pentagonal threat?" His smile widening as his eyes roam up from her heels, sinfully short dress and past her visibly hard nipples and stopping at her necklace
"That's a very nice dress... and interesting necklace you got there..."

Reaching out and rubbing his bicep through his shirt with her right hand, Kara smiles up at him "Thank you, I picked them both out with my husband, we both like it when his wife looks... hot." at this she lifts her left hand and fiddles with the H on the necklace, showing of her wedding ring as she does it.

He lightly touches her hand before poking the Spade on her necklace "Oh, you are the hottest little wife I've seen here... pretty much ever. Now... how wedded are you to this here Spade, or are there qualities that can make up for what I lack?" At this he takes her hand that was still holding the H and moves it down and presses at his lower stomach, and what's waiting there.

'He's kinda nice, nicer than Todd for sure, huh is he showing off his abs or- whoa!' slightly squeezing the hard cock she finds there, she moves her hand a bit up and down while her eyes grow wide "Oh... wow".
Looking down and peering over her glasses she uses a quick burst of x-ray vision to make sure she's not imagining things "Is that a... uh... bazooka in your pants, or are you really happy to see me?" she can't help letting out a little giggle at her own joke, still a bit shell shocked at the fact she's standing in a crowded bar rubbing a strangers big dick.

Lifting her hand away from his manhood, he starts to pull her toward the back of the room "What do you say we go somewhere a bit more secluded and I'll show you just how happy I am."

'Wow... this is going a lot faster than I thought... should I be worried how easy it was to think like Linda? I guess I've been on a bit of a spiral ever since Livewire... though I didn't expect to get so excited from his size... oh, I need to answer!'
"Yes! Uh... I mean, I guess we can do that" Smiling at her enthusiasm, he keeps them going toward a door at the back of the bar.