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The manager disappeared, only to be replaced by a waitress who looked to be the manager's daughter... and who was about their age.

When the girls drafted her to take photos... and each posed kissing Matt and running their hands under his shirt, the waitress looked quite confused. "I don't get it."

"They want to have pictures for their Facebook pages," Matt said. "You know, out to a fancy dinner with my boyfriend."

"But there are two of them."

"Well, they don't have any more sisters."

Cindi and Pam giggled.

"Oh. But... do you go to San Pedro?"

"No. Peninsula."

"Oh. Well, if you're ever down here, maybe you could stop by again. I work most evenings during the summer. My name is Kate."

"Sure, Kate."

"Hey," Cindi demanded. "You trying to steal our boyfriend?"

"Not steal. I just... well, you guys are so cool that you can share and everything. I wish I could share anything with my sister."

"Well, if you want to see him," Cindi said, "you should look for Hot High School Streaming tomorrow."

"So much for my mask," Matt said.

"Trying to do marketing."

"You're, like, a porn star?"

"Hardly. Just trying to make a few bucks streaming."

"That is so cool." She peeked over the side of the table... and spotted Matt's dick in the hands of his two girlfriends. "Oh."

Cindi giggled. "Sorry there's not room for you, here."

"Yeah, let me, ah, clear the table."

"Don't forget dessert," Cindi said. "I want tiramisu. I hear it's different at every place you get it."

"We can split it," Pam said. "We don't want to be too expensive for Matt. Not if we want him to take us out again."

"Oh. Sorry. I can pay if you want, Matt. Mom gives us an allowance."

"I've got it," Matt **** himself to say. "My date, my treat."

"I would have given you a treat if that waitress didn't keep peeking under the table."

"Being with you is my treat."

"Oh, gag," Pam and Cindi both said.