Talk with friend about what to wear.

I head home and look through my closet to figure out what I want to wear to the date. Before taking out anything, I call my best friend Chloe to get her opinion on what I should wear. "' Sup slut?" She answers.

"Hey 'ho, so guess what happened today?"

"You went to your parents' work and had a gang bang with all the guys?"

"God, no! You're the only one that has been with more than one guy at the same time. Anyways, I got a date with a nice guy."

"Oh yeah, what's his porn name? I wanna check to see how big his cock is." She says while laughing at her joke.

"Not a porn star, he's the building engineer," I reply.

"Only you would go to a porn studio and get a date with a non-porn-star."

"Yeah, yeah. So you wanna help me find an outfit to wear or what?"

"Obviously, your leather cat woman outfit."

"Anyways, I was thinking about these two," I say as I take out my black spaghetti strap dress with a slit that goes from just under the breast to under the navel and a red off-shoulder top with a red leather mini skirt. I model the clothes in the mirror with the phone so that Chloe can get a good look.

"Well, are you planning on dancing? If so, I would go with the dress because I could see a little trouble with the mini skirt. But if not, I would go with the mini skirt and top for easy access." She replies, making me groan at her bad joke.