Jake gets past the bouncer

Jake gripped the bone and walked up to the bouncer.

The bouncer took a quick glance at him and looked back at his clip board. "Back of the line, loser," he said.

Jake felt the bone warm up. "You need to stand here quietly and still and hear what I have to say," said Jake.

"OK," sighed the bouncer. "What?"

"You act like a big prick because you have a little prick of a dick," said Jake and he used the bone to shrink the bouncer's dick so that it would only be four inches when fully erect. He watched the bouncer grimace then look ashamed.

Jake continued, "You try to act macho because in reality you love to wear women's panties, you can't get a hard on unless a woman spanks you and calls you a 'little bitch,' and you love a woman to take you with a strap on. You also find this redhead the sexiest woman you've ever seen, will let me and her in and be her sex ****. Right?"

The bouncer was almost in tears. He nodded and let Jake and the redhead past the velvet rope. He gave the redhead his cell number and told her to call him later that night.

"Good," said Jake, "now only let women in for the rest of the night, and if you have to pee, just wet yourself because that turns you on too."

Jake went into the club. He stopped the redhead and gave her some ideas on how to humiliate the bouncer then went on.

He used the bone to get a free tequila sunrise courtesy of a hot woman customer at the bar and scanned the room. The club was a glow in bright neon, crappy techno music blared, and well dressed, good looking people crowded the dance floor. Jake spotted two cute women at a table in the corner. A blonde with long wavy hair and a redhead with shoulder length, thick hair. They both wore short black skirts, and the blonde had a pink halter top and the redhead a white baby doll tee. They sipped daquiris. Jake walked over. "Mind if I join you?"

"Yes, please leave," said the blonde barely looking at Jake.

The redhead giggled and exhanged smiles with the blonde.

Jake used the bone. "You WANT me to join you," he said the blonde.

"OK, sit down," said the blonde.

The redhead looked confused, but Jake gave her an orgasm, and her eyes went wide and she gripped the table.

"Tell me your names," said Jake.

"Marcy," said the blonde.

"April," said the redhead.

"Well, I have a new dance you both will love so much, it will make you very horny when you're finished. You'd both love for me to tell you so you can try it out imediately."

"Yes, yes," said Marcy. "We love to dance."

April had recovered. "Yes, tell us."

"OK," said Jake, "It's called 'ride the pony." You both get on the dance floor. One of you gets behind the other and grabs a handfull of her hair and starts smacking her ass with the other hand as hard as she can. The girl in front then pretends like she's a pony and the two of you ride around the dance floor. When the song changes, you change positions. You know that will be great fun, so hop to it!"

"Oh yeah!" said the blonde.

The two got up and ran to the dance floor. Jake laughed as the redhead "rode" the blonde around the dance floor as the other dances stopped, stared, and laughed. This made Jake a bit aroused too. He then noticed a commotion coming from the back exit door.