Runs into another patrol sort of

Elastigirl continues on through the jungle and sees the gate however in the jungle standing in a clearing between her and the gate is another guard. This guard is standing jerking off all Mrs incredible can think is how shameless and disgusting this is but she swallows and continues to look. It seems that she will need a keycard to get into the massive complex and this guard has a keycard however there doesn’t seem to be a good way to sneak up on him as she is too far away to use her elastic punch like she did for the other guard and he seems too distracted to lure closer to the brush. She sits and watches she needs to find her husband and get inside to save the world fast but it seems she will have to use some seduction. She throws up in her mouth a little being with a non super how would he even keep up not only that but this guy seems like a douche as she thinks this the goon flexes and smirks as he looks at his phone and continues to jerk. She groans quietly and then thinks about how she wouldn’t even be seducing an important goon just some dime a dozen patrol goon. She is disgusting herself by even thinking this but she has to get inside and this is the only way to do so. Just as she says this she notices the photo he is master-bating to is her in her glory days oh great this somehow got even more terrible for her yet also easier. The guard then talks dirty to his fantasy

“Oh yeah bitch suck on it heh you like these muscles”

The guard flexes again and smirks he is buff with a defined jaw not being unattractive and having the benefit of being likely half her age in his early 20’s along with being even more buff than the last guard. She gulps swallows her pride and approaches ready to get this over with as fast as possible all she has to do is get in a position where she can knock him out without making any noise. The guard soon notices her and puts his dick away and turns to her.

“Hey stop”

Elastigirl can still see his bulge outlined in his pants it’s not terrible but not big.

“Hey handsome I didn’t know they sent the *gulp* well endowed guards into the jungle patrol heh”

She smiles hoping to get this over with as she inches toward him. The guard relaxes as he smirks clearly not being too bright clearly the doctor didn’t send the best guards out into the jungle hell maybe he just didn’t have that great of guards.

“Heh well the best guards have to be out here” the guard scans her smirking as he sees her ass. “So what’s a sexy little thing like you doing in this dangerous jungle on your own?”

Elastigirl moans in her head at the terrible line “Ohh looking for someone like you babe. well I see you like this” Elastigirl gulps as she almost throws up while slapping her ass and putting on a fairly obvious fake customer service smile that thankfully the guard doesn’t recognize. “Well heh Im glad you noticed this and these” the guard grabs his bulge and then flexes his biceps before standing right next to Elastigirl grabbing her ass and grinding his cock into her stomach he moans he then kneels down by her ass. “I’m going to fuck this until you’re sore for days with my massive cock” Elastigirl finally in a position to end this uses her elasticity to give the impression of a large bulge “well I don’t know about that I think mine is bigger” the guard looks confused then shocked. “What the hell!!!” Elastigirl quickly shifts around and traps his face in her ass strangling him by stretching her legs around his neck. “What’s the matter jealous” Elastigirl laughs being more than done with this asshole. The guard screams but it’s too muffled to be heard and then collapses Elastigirl retracts herself ripping his face out of her ass and smirks. “Talk about a killer ass” she then looks at him pulling him into the brush still irritated at him she grabs a decently sized but smooth stick and shoves it in his ass. “Here’s an ass fucking you’ll never forget pal I’m sure you’ll be sore for days.” Elastigirl laughs as she noticed the guard came in his pants. She takes his keycard which has limited access and continues