Breaking News over the radio

They all jumped when they heard a siren like sound come from the radio playing in the background.

"we interupt.....r regular show........urgent message"

Justin walked over to adjust the tuning and turned the volume up. A professional sounding female voice continued,

"Repeat, we are interrupting your regular show for this urgent message." the three listened quietly, the only noises being gentle splashing sounds of Justin's cum hitting the ground and slurping sounds of Abby's snot being swallowed. "We come to you with more information about the ever evolving situation regarding the Leakers Virus sweeping the nation. It seems to have infected almost 80% of the population so far and its become clear that there are multiple distinct classes among those infected. The most common strains are as follows;

Cum Leakers, who as you may have guessed, are male and constantly leak cum from their cocks which grow to huge sizes. Their balls constantly produce extremely potent cum and its taste is reported to be greatly improved and in some cases, addictive. Its recommended by me that you all give some a try..oh sorry..that wasnt written here...

Next we have Snot Leakers. These are almost all female with their noses constantly leaking snot down onto their face and tits. They also experience increased elasticity and are able to have their noses and ears penetrated by cocks as their brains are now able to mould and shift its own shape. They enjoy the tastes of their own snot and are reported to experience an increase of elasticity on all areas of their bodies, allowing them to take large cocks up their pussies and assholes.

Next we have Suckers. This is a common strain among mother's who were infected by their children and as far as we can tell, its a 50/50 chance whether they develop the snot leaking aspect too. Their tongues elongate and allow them to suck up the snot and cum from their children and/or husbands. It has been studied and found that Suckers are able to survive off snot and cum alone, without any need for further sustenance.

Lastly and least commonly, there are Cumsacks. These are the most rare and in many cases those with this distinction may consider themselves uninfected. If you have woken up particularly skinny and with a craving you can't yet identify, then thats you. Cumsacks have had their bodies adapted to taking huge quantities of both cum and snot and under x-ray are shown to have their bone structure and internal organs rearranged to accommodate this. Cumsacks seem to prefer anal sex and their assholes are now significantly more sensitive and stretchy, allowing for the huge cocks of leakers to easily and pleasantly fuck them. Cumsacks can be both male and female though typically more women are cumsacks. If a father infected a daughter with the leaker virus then it slightly increases the odds of them turning into a cumsack. Also the more oestregon a male has in their system can lead to a higher chance of being a cumsack, as seen in the high number of trans women becoming cumsacks.

What is present in all those with the Virus is that they are in terrific health and no longer seem to get sick. All experience an increase in anal capacity and sensitivity as well as a massive increase in libido. Honestly I haven't had this much cock up my asshole since college. Oh sorry...shouldn't go off script....Anyway the final word is that its harmless and progress on a vaccine is slow as all the female scientists are too busy sucking the cum from their coworkers cocks and eating their own snot. Keep safe everyone and welcome to the new world." The voice started to fade from the radio but not before they heard "...if someones fist isnt stretching my ass in 3 seconds Im firing you al....nnggghff" and with the sound of the reporters satisfied groan, the radio cut out once again leaving the room silent.