are you proposing me?"

"What?" this girl is nuts. What is she talking about?

"I know what you wanted to say. I misunderstood you before school. I thought that it was only about what happened yesterday, but now I see that it was about more than that. You wanted to ask to marry me, but you didn't know how to say it, because it was a sudden decision. Shame that you didn't buy the ring, then I would understand you without words."

This is so stupid and crazy that you don't know what to do. Shout, scream, laugh? She surely aren't serious, she's crazy, but not that crazy, right?

"Of course, we are quite young, and are dating only for two days, so our parents won't like it. But we can tell them the news later. And of course there is a question of your education."

"Wh...what?" the situation is so absurd that you manage to utter only this one word.

"Obviously, you'll graduate with very good grades, so you can go to a good university, but is academic degree really necessary to a housewife?"

"Housewife?" and what's that about?

"Yeah. Of course both of us can go to work, but I think it is so much better when one spouse can take care of the house, of cooking and cleaning, and is greeting the other with a warm meal."

"You should be the housewife!" wait, wait, wait. Why are you even discussing about it with her?

"Don't be silly Emily" she laughs "I can't be a housewife, because I'm smarter and more talented than you."

What did she just say?

"No, you are not!" you say.

"Oh really, so I am the one who's struggling to get good grade in physics?"

"Hey" you protest, that was bitch move, using it like that against you "that's a one time thing..."

"Yes, because I was mostly doing work for you."

What happened to her? You want old, shy Amy back! This one is a crazy bitch, you won't let her walk all over you.

"Fuck you!" you say "I'll solve these tasks."

"Be my guest" she says while pointing at your desk.