In a place I shouldn't be

Taking a few deep breaths, I whipped off the tarp and jumped over the side of the truckbed. While in mid-air, I regretted my action. It was only then I saw I was in front of an audience of people sitting in bleachers. I hit the ground and it felt scratchy to my bare feet. Then the white lines came into view and I realized I was in the middle of a football stadium. It was Saturday and this was the big game everyone was waiting for. I tore off in a sprint. I had no idea where I was going but I had to get away from this packed statium that seats over a hundred thousand people. Cheers erupted in the stands as more and more people took notice of me.

I could see three women who instantly brought their cellphones up to take pictures. I saw camera flashes popping from mothers and dads with their kids and everywhere in the crowd. Applause started and people yelling out things I couldn't understand. I kept running hoping to find an exit. Up ahead, I saw three burly security guards running toward me. I caught a TV camera turning my way and saw the red light on next to the lens. The game I knew was televised across the county.

I made a U-turn to get away from security and saw only one guard in that direction. I glanced over to see the marching band had stoppped playing and stood watching me. I got closer to the guard and as his arm swung around, I managed to duck and felt his arm glance across my back as he tried to lower it but not in time.

Then from my left, there poured a flood of bouncing cheerleaders with their skirts flapping up to expose their tannned legs and perfect asses. I had to kept going to reach the truck and had to wiggle my way through the cheerleaders, my dick was slapped by an accidental back hand. I had to move their shoulders out of the way and once my hand landed on the large breast of a shocked blonde cheerleader. I said sorry and kept running.

Finally, I reached the truck and got in the drivers side. I saw all the security guards closing the distance to me. Luckily the keys were in the gnition. I fired it up and floored it in a U-turn. I saw smoke coming off my tires and knew I had messed up the artifical turf. I sped away and searched for the way this truck used to enter the field. The crowd was going wild, like this was the best show they had seen.