Because you can't keep your dick in your pants.

And now you have no pants, I thought. Squatting in front of the car the ladies just got into, I heard the engine roar to a start and the headlights flashed on. Now I was bathed in blinding light. I needed to move but where could I go? Then the car front moved forward and closed off my exit to the sidewalk. Then the car backed up a few inches and then forward a few inches. I was in a bad place. Soon, the front of the car was edging me out into the street. I saw a car had stopped to let the ladies out of their parking spot. As the front of the car got closer to the street, I had to move so I waddled out in clear view of the car that had stopped traffic. I had to get away from the front of the car or be run over so I squatted beside the car in front of them which placed me all the way out into the street.

Finally, the lady got her car headed out of the parking space and I looked up to see the female passanger looking out her window, then catching site of me naked. She was a very pretty mature woman with her hair done in curls. Her eyes looked at me with shock. I wish I could have crawled in a hole. I knew she thought I was a really sick and disturbed person. The car moved away and now I stood up while the car in the street had me in their headlights. I dashed around a car to get back onto the sidewalk and took off running.

As I was running at full speed, I noticed out of the corner of my eye a car moving as slow as I was running and it was the two ladies. The female passanger was the only face I saw in the dark car. She could clearly see my dick flapping against my belly button but I had to keep going. The car of women had slowed down all the cars behind her so that now they all could see my pale butt running down the sidewalk.

Then I spotted an alley and made a quick turn into the shadows between the buildings. I was so out of breath but I went back to the mouth of the alley to make sure no one was coming to investigate the naked man running around. Safe. Although, they could be calling the police right now. I knew I could not stay put or I would be caught for sure. And this time by a real officer.

It was getting so dark I had to be careful where I stepped in the alley for fear of cutting my feet on something. I found a right turn between the buildings and took it, When a left turn came up, I took that too and passed all the backdoors of several buildings. At a dumpster, I stopped to sit on the pavement. I was about eight blocks from my car. Perhaps I could keep in the shadows and make it, but my chances were slim that I would not be seen. Then I heard an empty can kicked in the alley.