Just play it cool, boy. Real cool.

Despite everything I was actually feeling, I stayed outwardly calm and relaxed. "I thought this was a school for smart people."

Blonde didn't like that. "I wouldn't be calling us stupid after we caught you, asshole."

"Nor would I. Just that you think I trapped us in here doesn't say 'intelligence' to me. Push on the door. Notice anything odd about it?" Tails pushed past me and tried to do the same to the door. "You all heard something hit it hard, right? That was me drop-kicking it. Now, why would I drop-kick a door if I locked it? Moreover, if there's a way to turn the deadbolt on this side of the door, why can't we get out?"

Tails answered with newfound dismay. "It's blocked by something. The door is braced from outside."

"How can I have done that and still be in here with you lovely young ladies? Also, why would I cut off my one and only escape route?"

"Because you're retarded?"

"No, blondie, because I didn't block the door. That is why I doubted the intelligence in here. Because you couldn't figure out that if I'm smart enough to get into the school, this building and the locker room undetected, then I'm smart enough to know not to do something as obviously stupid as trapping myself. Or to think situations in porn ever actually happen," I added, looking at Tails. She looks away in a pout that would be cute if she wasn't so homicidal at the moment. The others appeared somewhat placated, so I went on to the main point. "Now that that's settled, who wants to redeem their alleged smarts and figure a way out with me? How 'bout it, any takers?"